The Mega-Zine Museum
July 13, 1994
TOP FIVE THINGS ABOUT ICELAND
- Bjork
- The Sugarcubes
- Reptile
- Kolrassa Krokrithand
- The landscape
BOTTOM FIVE THINGS ABOUT ICELAND
- The meat industry
- The ozone depletion problem
- Only one vegetarian restaurant
- A language that declines everything
- It's such a long way from the UK
The Bloke Who Almost Never Gets Printed
You're worth waiting for!
WHAT ABOUT THE FREEZING COLD?!?!?
AGREEMENT WITH CATSUIT QUEEN
Beavis & Butthead epitomise your average rocker - a sweaty fag end who rarely changes his/her clothing.
As a techno fan who uses shampoo, I think you could run a chip shop with the grease in a rocker's hair.
It's no wonder the NHS is in decline with all these sore-necked, leather-clad gonks in the waiting room after a head-banging session.
The Captain of the Ship
A tad on the harsh side!
WE LOVE ROCKERS - AND THEIR HAIR!
TV REVIEW DEEPSPACENINE
In my opinion, this show just doesn't get enough praise. It's well cool with loads of good ideas from the bitchy alien terrorist to a man who can change his shape to a 300-year-old slug living in a beautiful scientist girl.
And if you think all THAT'S weird, check out the computer-synthesised brothel and the space tunnel to the other side of the galaxy!
I know it's on Sky - but there IS the video shop!
Major Kira Nerys, Somewhere on DS9
Each to their own...
THE 'ZINE NEVER GETS ENOUGH PRAISE!
ODE TO JON BON JOVI
This poem is an ode to Jon
Yup, he's the guy who writes them songs
Like Bed of Roses, Keep the Faith
Him and the band will keep rock safe
No doubt of that, there's loads of fans
Who're crazy over that Bon Jovi band
They've been going for 10 years or more
And girls see them and just go "Fwoaar"
'Cos they're cute & have so much talent
Us fans think they're from Heaven-sent!
Jon's Fender, Jovi-land
But have you LISTENED? Urgh!
DON'T MEAN TO DISS YOUR ODE, BUT...
GIG REVIEW: WET WET WET
Yes I know what your feelings are about the Wets - but whether they murdered Love Is All Around or not, this gig was truly amazing.
Based on their Greatest Hits And Things CD, they did all the best stuff - Goodnight Girl, Temptation and Shed A Tear.
They sound better live than on tape and Marti is one of the most talented singers around. 'Twas brill!
Highbury's Queen Gunner
If we can just suspend our disbelief...
WHO DID IT BETTER - TROGGS OR REM??
TOP TEN EVENTS IN ROCK HISTORY WHERE I WISH I HAD BEEN IN THE FRONT ROW
- 1969: Hendrix playing Woodstock
- 1969: The Doors at Miami
- 1993: RHCP at Lollapalooza
- 1992: Madness at Finsbury Park
- 1987: Pink Floyd in Berlin
- 1986: Queen magic concert, Wembley
- 1977: Led Zep at Madison Square Gardens
- 1981: The Jam live on TOTP
- 1970: Beach Boys in London
- 1982: Police in Japan
Sir Psycho Sexy, Morrison Hotel
Born too late, eh??
