The Mega-Zine Museum
July 1, 1994
TOP TEN FANTASY BOOKS
- The Store and the Flute / Hans Bemman
- Sojourn / RA Salvatore
- Waterdeep / Troy Denning
- Streams of Silver / RA Salvatore
- Crypt of the Shadowking / Mark Anthony
- Spellfire / Ed Greenwood
- Night Masks / RA Salvatore
- The Parched Sea / Troy Denning
- Red Magic / Jean Rabe
- Dragon's Gold / Piers Anthony
The Blonde One, Forgotten Realms
Bit of a Salvatore fan, eh?
IT'S NO FANTASY, WE'RE FOR REAL!
TOP TEN HUNKSOME MEN
- Brett Anderson
- Ralph Fiennes
- Dr Mark Porter
- Lee Sharpe
- Andrei Kanchelskis
- Damon Albarn
- Hugh Grant
- Bernard Butler
- Russell Butler
- Roger Black
Brett's Lover, Suburbia
Like the music, but not Suede's looks!
CAN'T SAY IT ENOUGH - #5 IS CUTE!!
DEAR 'ZINE,
When will the majority who buy and find such futile institutions such as the Top 40 stop being spoon fed MOR hype and put some effort into discovering the plethora of good new bands and music that's out there.
Plus - wait for the Boomtown Rats revival which only goes to support my view - no one listens to great bands till they're spoon fed them by the hype man!
Sheela-na-gig, Dinefwr
Right on!
WHO AGREES WITH SHEELA?!
DEAR 'ZINE,
I'd just like to point out to the geek who wrote his top ten British bands that Therapy? and Kerbdog are IRISH bands!
I mean, Kerbdog are from Cork and Therapy? always call themselves Irish.
So stop nicking our bands - we don't have many to start with!
Monkey Gone To Heaven
Hope that's clear...
LIKE THE MURPHY'S, WE'RE NOT BITTER!
DEAR 'ZINE,
There has been a lot of unnecessary controversy about who the sexiest football player is. Well, there's only one answer.
Andrei Kanchelskis!!! I must admit, Ryan Giggs is very VERY good looking, except for one thing. He has an incredibly hairy chest - what a turnoff.
Kanchelskis is defo the sweetest one of them all.
Andrei's Wifey, N Devon
I didn't write this!!
BUT IT'S OH-SO TRUE!!!
DEAR 'ZINE,
How could Shed Seven lower themselves to playing in front of a bewildered group of clapping seven year olds on Gimme Five?
What next?
Blur on Saturday Disney?
Stiltskin on Playbus?
A Member of the Ban Ravers Committee, Croydon
Yeah! What's happening to music??
