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June 24, 1994

DEAR 'ZINE,

It's about time someone took over the 'Zine and it's going to be the Heartbreak Kid. Now that we've got that sorted, the first thing I'm going to do is complain about the music critic on p444.

To get a good review you have to sing a rock song, so if you're a rapper, a reggie/ragga star or a soul singer, you haven't got a chance to get anything over one or two blocks.

The Heartbreak Kid, Heartbreak Hotel

Not true!

POOR PAUL! HE DOES HIS BEST!

 

TOP TEN SHAPES

  1. Trapezium
  2. Parallelogram
  3. A Round
  4. Scalene Triangle
  5. Octagon
  6. Isosceles Triangle
  7. Rectangle
  8. Square
  9. Arch
  10. Rhombus

Anonymous

Riiiiight!

WE LOVE ALL KINDS OF TOP TENS

 

SOME CONTROVERSY

Let me make some points:

I do not dress in black jeans and biker jackets and similarly, I am not Satan. I do however like some metal music (or jigger music as our raver friends call it).

So therefore, is it because all ravers dress in the same clothes all the time that they generalise all other groups of people?

Craigywaigy, Toon Army Land

Isn't that a generalisation?

MORE AND MORE CONTROVERSY PLEASE!

 

STONE CIRCLE REVIEW: NEWGRANGE DROGHEDA

Forget Avebury, Castlerigg, even Stonehenge - this barrow is, like, cool! Oldest building in the world, it's 6,000 years old and well weird.

You see, most stone circles go active at midsummer, but Newrange is hit by the sun on Midwinter's Day and rings of light shine across the floor. Druids sometimes come here, but it's largely a secret. A must for all Crusties/Goths.

Goth King, Count Von Zero

Wow.

IS IT WELL WEIRD, OR JUST DIFFERENT?

 

REPLY TO IONIAN SMEGHEAD

You say that Saved By The Bell is rubbish.

Saved by the bell is the best programme on this planet, especially 'cos that sexy Mark Paul Gosselaar is in it.

He is the fittest person around, so watch what you're saying, Smeghead. And no, I haven't got half a brain cell or an IQ below 10. I can clearly see why C4 put that programme on our screens.

Fungirl, Dreamzone

Erm, can't agree!

THE SMEGHEAD IS OFTEN CORRECT!

 

TV REVIEW: PRISONER CELL BLOCK H

This is the best programme on TV by far. It has everything - romance, violence and excitement.

If the prisoners aren't trying to get The Freak, they are falling in love with the male prisoners.

ITV - wake up and network it and put it on at 5pm.

The Secret Love Goddess of Zebbo, Planet Earth

Don't know about the BEST...