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June 25, 1994

DEAR 'ZINE (THE WORD OF YOUTH)

I am writing in strong opposition to any metal music being made. It creates a bad image of crusty, wart-covered tramps who sit on park benches.

Anyone who thinks it's cool to have their nose pierced has got to be stopped.

Any snot-nosed punks deciding to reply better watch their backs and their sad Doc Martens.

Mean and B-Boy from London Town

Crikey! This means war!

 

REPLY TO THE MUSO OF THE 'ZINE

If you want sci-fi and you like comics, I would recommend you to take a look at the stuff produced by Dark Horse, Malibu and Viz comics.

Yes, I mean MANGA, but the Terminator, Predator and Aliens series were good too.

And in the animation department, try Anime like Venus Wars etc.

Warlock, Graviton City, Mangaland

PS Marvel is moronic

Take your word for it!

COMICS? CHECK OUT TURNER p448

 

TRIBUTE TO JOHN SMITH

I first heard that John Smith had passed away while sitting in a politics lesson. It was weird to take in because the day before he was fit and in high spirits attending the Euro Gala Dinner.

Many people believe he was destined to be the next Prime Minister.

He was a remarkable politician, he had a great sense of humour and was a fighter.

He will be missed by everyone.

The Sun Maid

Better to be missed than forgotten

 

TOP TEN SMELLS

  1. Coffee
  2. Satsumas
  3. Peaches
  4. Bonfires
  5. Incense
  6. Baking Bread
  7. Chocolate
  8. Printing Ink (especially on the NME)
  9. Vanilla
  10. Dewberry

Fallen Fairy, A Leaky Boat

Whatever you're into...

IF YOU HATE INCENSE, WRITE NOW!!!

 

TEN EMBARRASSING THINGS TO DO IN PUBLIC

  1. Stare at a gorge guy in the street and walk into a lamp post
  2. Break wind on a packed subway
  3. Admit you watch Coronation St
  4. Walk down the street with your skirt tucked into your knickers
  5. Admit you fancy the FPOL
  6. Admit you like Take That
  7. Admit you fancy John Major
  8. Admit you like Hardcore Rave
  9. Buy a Frank Sinatra CD
  10. Say you DON'T read 'Zine (as if!)

The Slender Babe and the Slick Chick

How embarrassing! We ALL love it!

WHAT'S YOUR MOST HEINOUS MOMENT?

 

TOP TEN ENGLISH KINGS

  1. Henry V
  2. Edward I
  3. Alfred the Great
  4. Henry II
  5. Edward IV
  6. William I
  7. Richard III
  8. Henry VII
  9. Edward III
  10. Cnute

Wurzel Tiberius Caesar, Pompeii

But why?