The Mega-Zine Museum
June 13, 1994
DEAR 'ZINE,
Who the hell put that naff "magician" bloke back on the telly? Talk about boring, tacky and unconvincing.
Those people at the Beeb should give his slot to Penn and Teller instead - at least they don't make a living out of completely conning you.
They've got the guts to ignore the Magic Circle and tell you how half their tricks are done. I'm with them.
Kira Elmani, Sugar and Spice Land
Good point.
REVIEW OF A DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT
I had a dream that one day racial hatred will be abolished and all Mankind can have a vanilla and strawberry double cone ice cream - with TWO flakes!
I personally used the flakes to make childish obscene gestures. I was arrested and charged with first degree un-originalness.
Do your dreams make sense?
The Anorexic Sheriff Fatman
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TOP TEN SONGS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS
- Killing In the Name / RATM
- Leash / Pearl Jam
- Olympia / Hole
- Hate The Police / Mudhoney
- Nazi Punks / Dead Kennedys
- Leave Me Alone / Beneficial Fungi
- Epic / Faith No More
- Shift List / L7
- Stop it You're... / Therapy?
- Stupid Kid / Sultans of Ping
Ray, Far From Nowhere
Yeah! The kids are all right!
THE 'ZINE, IT'S A TEENAGE RAMPAGE!
REVIEW: HOW HARD IT IS TO GET ON THE 'ZINE
How many millions of letters have I sent, in vain, to the 'Zine, under dozens of different names? It's just so darn hard!
Anyway, Failure Boy, I disagree with you and Hanne Ellis, YOO-HOO, you fancy your boy next door, whatshisname? I go to your school yes Gaynes, it's me!
Modern Idiot, love your style!
Fresh Princess of Hornchurch
Lucky you! You made it!
TOP TEN NIRVANA SONGS
- Heart-shaped Box
- Smells Like Teen Spirit
- Pennyroyal Tea
- Hairspray Queen
- All Apologies
- About A Girl
- Rape Me
- Lithium
- Dive
- Downer
Eddie Vedder's Loaded Gun, Belfast
How many more Nirv Top Tens to go??!
NO DISRESPECT INTENDED!
REPLY TO MAGIC WEASEL'S VIEWS ON ANIMAL TESTING
People like you are vermin, and as people like you are not in danger of extinction, I see no reason why you should not be tested on.
The welfare of "dumb" animals is far more important than egotistical scum, such as yourself.
Mr Ray, Wig World
Just what the Weasel wanted!
