The Mega-Zine Museum
June 7, 1994
A PLEA TO POEM GIRL
O Poem Girl, you wrote such a lovely rhyme
Where have you been all this time?
I wrote two poems asking you to write
But on 'Zine, they've been out of sight
They wouldn't print them, I dunno why
Think of all the stamps I had to buy!
OK - money can't buy love, I know this
But your reply can and it'll be bliss!
Poem Boy (Still Faithfully Writing!)
Oh hear his plea - write an ode now, PG
A PATH OF TRUE LOVE RUNS ON SCREEN
TOP TEN THINGS FROM SHEFFIELD
- Sheffield Wednesday FC
- Pulp
- Sean McMain, Yorkshire and North Prop Forward
- Stainless steel
- Herol "Bomber" Graham (boxer)
- Sheffield Arena
- Sean Bean
- Sheffield Eagles RLFC
- Johnny Nelson (boxer)
- Sheffield's such a dump, it's only got nine things going for it!
Little Wing Jim
Surely there must be more! Ummm...
HOW ABOUT A TOP 10 OF WHITBY?
ALBUM REVIEW: AND SHE CLOSED HER EYES by STINA NORDENSTAM
Sweden has given us many things to be grateful for - ABBA, Stakka Bo and a tasty root vegetable. However, nothing compares to the colossal talent that is Stina Nordenstam.
Her trademarks are cool jazz-pop melodies, fragile breathy vocals and deeply moving lyrics.
I play it every day and don't get bored.
Dark Star, Birmingham
Trying to work out what she says!?!
AND SHE TURNED HER STEREO OFF!
TOP TEN RAVES AROUND THE COUNTRY
- Hardcore Hellraiser
- Elevation
- Astrology
- Dreamscape
- Desire
- Euphoria
- Ardadia
- Reincarnation
- Life UTopia
- Jungle Nation
Jack The Tripper
We hardly ever hear from ravers - why?
TOO BUSY PLAYING WITH CAR ALARMS??!
GIG REVIEW: THE COCTEAU TWINS at THE ROYAL FESTIVAL HALL
What an amazing evening. The true beauty of the Cocteau's music struck everyone in the hall this evening.
The massed guitars, the amazing effects and most of all, Liz Fraser's astonishing vocals all combined to produce the unique Cocteau sound.
Every song was joyous. The best gig I've ever been to.
Long live the Twins!
The Hurdy-Gurdy Man, Nova Scotia
Elation followed by the blues!
IF ONLY GREAT BANDS LIVED FOREVER!
TOP TEN SONGS ABOUT FOOD - NOT!
| 1 | Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls | Ian Dury |
| 2 | Sundae Bloody Sundae | U2 |
| 3 | Chicken Tikka | ABBA |
| 4 | Little Red Courgette | Prince |
| 5 | A Pizza The Action | Bucks Fizz |
| 6 | Alive and Cooking | Simple Minds |
| 7 | Baking Flans For Nigel | XTC |
| 8 | View From A Fridge | Kim Wilde |
| 9 | Eating Trifles | The Jam |
| 10 | Sultanas of Swing | Dire Straits |
The Deceiver, Felixstowe
Please turn the page! Stop me laughing!
IMAGINATIONS RUN RIOT - SO WR-I-TE!
