The Mega-Zine Museum

April 24, 1994

ODE TO REMI (OF ROSSENDALE)

I don't know you very well
But it isn't hard to tell
I love you very much
I long to feel your touch

I only know your name
It is such a shame
I want to be with you
My whole life through
Do you too?

Queenie Janie, Cheshire

TV REVIEW: THE 10%ERS

At first glance this appears to be yet another average, faceless ITV sitcom. It's not until you realise it's from the creators of Red Dwarf that you decide to give it a chance.

It's obvious the writers wanted a totally new project, and have swapped deep space for a West End talent agency, Eden Management.

Give it a try.

Kat, Grimsby

Maybe it's worth a go...

FIVE THINGS WE ALL DO

1. Press that snooze button one time too many
2. Fa*! when you think no one's around
3. Consider getting your belly button pierced
4. Promise not to leave your next essay until the night before it's due
5. Take our freedom for granted

Starry-Eyed Clementine, The Gold Mine

Never take the 'Zine for granted!

REPLY TO FUNKY DIVA

Get your facts straight, you jumped up little hypocrite.

I don't go to a private school, dye my hair red or think I'm hard, but I do think that Newman and Baddiel are great.

I suppose your name is Sharon and you have a spiralperm, right? See? We can all generalise, dear.

Mrs Newman

This letter speaks for hundreds!

TOP TEN BANDS THE FUNKY DIVA PROBABLY WORSHIPS

1. En Vogue
2. SWV
3. K7
4. Eternal
5. Culture Beat
6. Girlfriend
7. Salt n'Pepa
8. Bananarama
9. Kriss Kross
10. East 17

Someone With Blue Hair and Green DMs

What's wrong with E17???

TOP FIVE US STARS SO FAR THIS YEAR

1. Staci Keanan / Step By Step
2. David Caruso / NYPD Blue
3. Sara Gilbert / Roseanne
4. Ed O'Neil / Married... With Children
5. Craig T Nelson / Coach

TOP FIVE US TV SERIES SO FAR THIS YEAR

1. NYPD Blue
2. Roseanne
3. Flying Blind
4. Step By Step
5. Married... With Children

An Englishman in New York

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