The Mega-Zine Museum
April 10, 1994
TO LORD BLACKADDER, HORNY THE HORNET AND KING OF THE POTATO PEOPLE
I have a message for you! The Fresh Prince of Luton will reign supreme FOREVER!
He is the GREATEST! On our crackly portable we read all his letters and have grown to LOVE him. We urge all of his followers to act NOW.
Please, if you care, put pen to paper and save our saviour!
Ginger Alleycat & Dustbin Squad
Some you lose and some you WIN!
GIG REVIEW: THE JOLLY ARTS MOVEMENT at SPILSBY THEATRE, LINCOLNSHIRE
Of the three amateur bands playing, Fallacy were first and not to my taste. DMS were a lot better playing metal thrashed almost to extinction.
Highlight of the night, however, was local band Smile - they played mostly their own material (Starlet, Fish), but with a couple of covers thrown in.
Excellent and well worth the wait.
Sweet Little Sister of Slash
Ahh, you imps - you're all the same!
REPLY TO THE EXTERMINATOR
Oh my gosh, I'm quaking in my boots and I'm sure the whole 'Zine audience is too.
"I'll be in touch - beware" PERLEEEASE! You're probably just a sad little man who wears nylon slacks, sits behind a computer all day and dreams of passionate nights with some bimbo.
Get some wit and humour - it'll come in handy. King of the 'Zine is ridiculous!
Queen of All Things Obscene, Cambridge
But queen of things obscene is cool?
