The Mega-Zine Museum
April 8, 1994
TOP TEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE CAUSED THE MOST SUFFERING WORLDWIDE
- Fidel Castro
- Pol Pot
- "Papa Doc" Duvalier
- Enver Hoxha
- Joseph Stalin
- Nikolai Ceaucescu
- Idi Amin
- Benito Mussolini
- Adolf Hitler
- Gary Barlow (Ho! Ho! Bad taste!)
Count Zero and Lord Soth
Bad taste - yeah! He's a GENIUS!!
ANSWERS TO MAVERICK'S GIRL QUESTIONS
Why do they never mean what they say?
You lot don't
Why do they never return your calls?
You lot don't
Why do they go off with your best mate?
You lot do
Why do they break your heart?
You lot do
Child Genius (Female) Oxford University
Ooooh. We're all as bad as each other!
REPLY TO SHEELA-NA-GIG
Why do you judge all vegetarians by a few hypocritical fashion victims? There are loads of "vegetarian" shoes available, so you needn't wear leather.
YOU have the weak argument - you're selfish enough to put your freedom of choice above an animal's right to life, the environment and the third world's welfare.
Grow up you callous self-deluded person
John Stabb, Wearing Vans
What think you of the Grand National?
DEAR 'ZINE,
SILENCE! My time has come! I, too, shall join the battle for the King of 'Zine, though I must warn you all, I am infuriated.
My beautiful princess Jasmine, China Doll and Mad Girl, step aside and do the dishes. It's inevitable that I will wipe out all those who challenge my throne.
I will be in touch... beware.
The Exterminator, Inferno
Sexist pig!
GIG REVIEW: THE WONDERSTUFF at SHEFFIELD CITY HALL
Once again, The Stuff provided its dedicated idiots with a top class live performance. In just over two hours, they churned out everything.
Everything from A Wish Away to Size of a Cow to On the Ropes much to the delight of the delirious crowd.
Britain's most successful and best band proved they're our best live act, too.
Le Woppin' Idiot, Red Berry Joy Town
Is this true? A challenge brewing?
REPLY TO YURGA THE YURT DWELLER
U2 may only have had six hits in their first four years.
BUT! Since when is chart success a measure of talent?
Mr Blobby's debut single reached Number One - does that make him better than bands which haven't managed this feat?
I Think not.
Me, Manchester
Charts are no litmus test. Good point!
