The Mega-Zine Museum
April 2, 1994
DEAR 'ZINE,
A message to Robbie's Girl from Swindon - how can you possibly consider any Take That songs better than the other - they're all the same - awful.
Do yourself a favour; instead of having rice crispies for breakfast, spread some Pearl Jam on a piece of toast, try Smashing Pumpkins Soup for lunch with Red Hot Chili Peppers for dinner.
The Ever Hopeful Runaway Train, from the Soul Asylum.
Train, I'm hungry for more!
THE 'ZINE - WORDS WITH WIT
DEAR WHITE LINE WARRIOR,
You stupid, ignorant, obnoxious, deaf, swearword! What do you mean, "Soul Asylum have no talent"? You've gone too far this time.
If I ever meet the person who writes below the white line, I'll beat 'em up.
Get some ears, wake up and smell the decent music of today - Soul Asylum. They'll live on - long after you've left without a trace.
Raychel, Soul Asylum Fan
Do you want to say that outside?
PASSION, HATRED, LOVE AND 'ZINE
TOP TEN MOST UNLIKELY COVER VERSIONS
| 1 | Bat Out Of Hell | - | Cliff Richard |
| 2 | Don't Go Breaking My Heart | - | Iron Maiden |
| 3 | Bad | - | The Cure |
| 4 | Three Little Pigs | - | Elton John |
| 5 | Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter | - | Take That |
| 6 | Blinded Me With Science | - | Meat Loaf |
| 7 | Size Of A Cow | - | Enigma |
| 8 | Relight My Fire | - | Guns N'Roses |
| 9 | Live And Let Die | - | Bad Boys Inc |
| 10 | Wonderful Life | - | Green Jelly |
Hyperactive Henry, Psychiatric Ward
You must have horrible nightmares
KEEP THOSE TOP TENS ROLLING IN
DEAR 'ZINE,
Does anyone out there understand my plight and pain. Why are girls so complicated?
- Why do they never mean what they say?
- Why do they never return your calls?
- Why do they go off with your best friend?
- Why do they let you pay for everything and then dump you?
- Why do they break your heart?
Maverick, Whenever.
Oh yeah and what about men?
POUR OUT YOUR HEART TO THE 'ZINE
DEAR 'ZINE,
Although an anarchist, I agree with The Fresh Prince of Luton's comments about Maria McKee promoting drugs.
As River Phoenix said, they're "a short cut to an altered state"!
I hope it was untrue about the FP being seen in Harrods - they sell fur.
Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House
At least someone likes you, FP
THE 'ZINE - WHERE OPINIONS COUNT
DEAR 'ZINE,
If love is hell and fate's a jester - I'm in agony and don't get the joke.
But as long as United win the league, I'll be OK.
Social Idiot, Capital City
PS If this doesn't amuse you, oh well, never mind.
Brief, but to the point, SI
WRITE IN! SEE YOUR NAME IN LIGHTS!
