The Mega-Zine Museum
April 4, 1994
REVIEW - SEAN HUGHES LIVE
I'd seen the TV show and read the book. I went along not really knowing what to expect as I had never seen him do stand up before.
I came out utterly impressed. Sean was hilarious, witty and every bit as huggable and gorgeous as he is on TV.
Now to add to my collection of Sean Hughes memorabilia, I have acquired a T-shirt and programme.
Sean's long-lost girlfriend
Is he really that gorgeous?
WE LOVE REVIEWS AT THE 'ZINE
TOP ALL TIME TUNES
| 1 | Drive | REM |
| 2 | Birdhouse In Your Soul | They Might Be Giants |
| 3 | Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For | U2 |
| 4 | Closing Time | Leonard Cohen |
| 5 | Paint It Black | Rolling Stones |
| 6 | We Are The Champions | Queen |
| 7 | Suburbia | Pet Shop Boys |
| 8 | Pinball Wizard | The Who |
| 9 | My Girl | Madness |
The Man Who Nose, Jockoland
A mixture of classics and turkeys
KEEP THOSE LISTS COMING IN!
A PUBLIC WARNING
A sarcastic rude green line has escaped from the local asylum. Its name is the green lined rag - and has been known to copy pointless rude comments made by the white-lined warrior on the Megazine.
Police have advised to ignore these pretentious remarks. The line is known to be in contact with the FPOL, who is also in the Asylum.
Frances Farmer, Cobainland, Seattle
Ooh, the sarcasm cuts me to the bone
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DEAR 'ZINE
Will Take-Thatters wake up and smell the coffee. OK so they reached No 1 last year, but then so did Doop. Getting to No 1 doesn't prove much.
My favourite band is New Order. They have talent, and are succesful WORLDWIDE. They've also been together since the late 70s and I bet you any money that in ten years' time, Take That will be history.
Bernard Sumner's Wine Glass
Different bands, different class
PROBABLY THE BEST 'ZINE IN THE WORLD
TEN MOST BORING SPORTS IN THE WORLD
- Rugby Union
- Snooker
- Motor Racing
- Ice Skating
- Golf
- Tennis
- Horse Racing
- Basketball
- American Football
- Wrestling
Dudley Wood, Snobsland
You forgot darts at number one!
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DEAR 'ZINE
I think of myself as a fairly normal, well-adjusted 15-year-old. But just because I like heavy metal, some rave, rap (such as Cypress Hill) and It's Alright by East 17, I instantly become a brain-dead, E-taking, ganja smoking teenybopper.
Isn't it about time we got rid of these ridiculous musical stereotypes?
Martin, Newcastle
Sensible words, Martin
WHERE WIT AND WISDOM COUNTS - 'ZINE
