The Mega-Zine Museum
March 21, 1994
TOP TEN GOTH SONGS OF ALL-TIME
| 1 | Cathy | Altered States |
| 2 | Snake Dance | March Violets |
| 3 | Like Chrystabel | The Marionettes |
| 4 | The Witch | Rosetta Stone |
| 5 | She's In Parties | Bauhaus |
| 6 | Church Of No Return | Christian Death |
| 7 | Preacher Man | Fields of the Nephilim |
| 8 | Slowdive | Siouxsie and the Banshees |
| 9 | Heaven is Waiting | Danse Society |
| 10 | Amphetamine Logic | Sisters of Mercy |
Morpheus Dreaming, Black Planet
So, Goth's not dead??!
FIVE THINGS I'D DO IF I MET...
- Anita from 2 Unlimited - I'm afraid I can't reveal that one!
- Fresh Prince - do that handshake he and Jazz do on the TV show
- Reeves & Mortimer - use all their phrases and generally have a good time
- Salt n'Pepa - talk about their music and make some well-cool rap tunes
- Evan Dando - talk about really deep things, their music and anything else
The Fresh Prince of Luton
Hmm, enlightening...
CAN YOU RISE TO THE CHALLENGE?
DEAR 'ZINE,
This is really screwing me up - where are all the Meat Loaf fans?
When Meat was being slagged off, they were quiet to say the least and his record only got to number 10, so where were they?
Do they say they're into Meat Loaf to sound hard and rebellious? He'll still be rocking when TT have just finished potty training.
The Angel in Hell, Lover of The Bat
Erm, maybe there aren't any...?
WHATEVER YOUR MUSIC TASTES, TELL US!
TOP TEN COMPOSERS
- Frederic Chopin
- Ralph Vaughn-Williams
- Camille Saint-Saens
- Bartok
- Benjamin Britten
- Max Bruch
- Antonin Dvorak
- Kenneth Leighton
- Aaron Copland
- Karl Stockhausen
Music Maestro of Ealing
Don't see them on MTV much!
DEAR 'ZINE,
In 1964, a kampaign was begun by the most spektakular of groups, The Kinks to stop the neglekt of the letter K.
But despite their great kontribution to the kause, the letter kontinues to suffer.
I feel it is my duty to inform today's youth of the importance of this ekskwisite letter. I will return to your pages soon.
The Kinky Kween of Kinkdom
Return to murder the English language?!
DEAR ALL,
What's all this about Ren and Stimpy? I really can't see the attraction of them
All they seem to be is a series of badly animated, gross "stories" littered with unfunny, irrelevant jokes.
I've seen four episodes and haven't seen anything funny. Yeah, I know they're a cult, but how did a show THIS bad get to cult status?
I'll never know.
Unhappyman, Happyville
It's a mystery to us, too!
