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March 18, 1994

A CRY OF BIG JOY

Huzzah, the new Morrissey album is out and it is very beautiful indeedy.

The voice, the music, the lyrics. If only more bands could make such an album (Take That, Gn'R and all "grunge" bands)!

"I am hated for loving" this man, but with these songs, I don't care.

I can also recommend Doop, Soundgarden and Penguin Cafe Orchestra. VIVA MUSIC!

Mike E Dish, Aberdeen

Doop?! RUBBISH!

 

OK! ENOUGH DESIRABLE DANCE RECORDS. NOW HEAD BANG TO THIS!

  1. Somebody to Shove / Soul Asylum
  2. Hey Jealousy / Gin Blossoms
  3. Into Your Arms / Lemonheads
  4. Glorified G / Pearl Jam
  5. Start Choppin' / Dinosaur Jr
  6. Rockin' in the Free World / Neil Young
  7. Pennyroyal Tea / Nirvana
  8. Nowhere / Therapy?
  9. No Rain / Blind Melon

Gordon Bennett, Hemel Hempstead

Headbang? To Lemonheads??!

WE'RE GETTING CONFUSED HERE!!

 

TOP TEN OF MUM AND DAD'S LPs

  1. Imagination Gladys Knight and the Pips
  2. Going Places With The Countrymen
  3. The Wombles
  4. Portrait / The Nolans
  5. Shirley Bassey
  6. The Very Best of Showaddywaddy
  7. Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
  8. 25 Golden Greats / The Bachelors
  9. New Horizons / Don Williams
  10. The Sound of Bread

Jon, With Loads of Teen Spirit

Hmmm. ACE!

WHAT? NO TOP OF THE POPS ALBUMS??

 

TO MEGA-ZINE LONELY HEARTS CLUB

I am in love with a one-time contributor and resident Goth, Miss V Ruthven. So to her, a little ode to that love...

Let us go then, you and I
To waltz under a moonlit sky
To lie together in fields of sable
Like patients on an operating table!

I wish I hadn't said that!

Count Zero, Stourbridge
PS Sisters of Mercy - totally groovy!

GOTH SWEETIE!

 

SIX NON-GENUINE BONO QUOTES

  1. Pheasant meat tastes a lot like chicken
  2. A clean house is a happy house
  3. Those people really know how to make wallpaper
  4. People in glass houses shouldn't make their own jam
  5. I've got a jar of salmon paste - will that do?
  6. Two pineapples do not make a whole batch

Prisoners 2134 and 2135, The South

Great. Now will he SHUT UP?!?!?

 

TO ACID-TONGUED CRITIC

In reply to your vicious letter concerning Suede. I say you are a conceited, pointless and utterly worthless poseur!

Try looking at your music tastes instead of slagging off other people's. You only slag off what you don't understand.

I hold a grudge forever!

Brett's Angel, Suffolk

CRIKEY! We're all scared now!