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March 15, 1994

MY ALL-TIME TOP TEN SONGS

  1. Follow You, Follow Me / Genesis
  2. Under Pressure / Queen & Bowie
  3. The Sign / Ace of Base
  4. Otis Blue / Paul Young
  5. House of Love / East 17
  6. Drive / Cars
  7. Better the Devil You Know / Kylie
  8. Deep / East 17
  9. Come On Eileen / Dexy's
  10. She's Like the Wind / Patrick Swayze

A True Follower of Pop and Proud Of It!

Good on you - stick to your guns!

 

REPLY TO THE 25-YEAR-OLD TT FAN

Unlike you, my life doesn't need sorting out and I know the TT facts - abysmal records!

You see ALL indie music as "wailing"?!! You need a dictionary - not to mention a hearing test. At least indie is real music by real people not pap by superficial morons.

And you expect us to believe you'd like TT if they were pig ugly?! I pity you.

Karen, Manchester

Where are you, TT fan? Defend yourself!

 

REPLY TO PSB FAN

Four "trashy" ABBA songs, eh?

Abba have outsold every other group except The Beatles and will be merrily selling records after groups as inconsequential as PSB and Erasure are long forgotten, thankyou very much!

Wake up! Take a listen to The Beatles, Doors, Pistols, Clash - even ABBA - you may discover how good music can be.

R Knight, Notts

Yes, Jim Morrison spoke to me today...

 

ODE TO A RATHER FAMOUS GUY

He's not Eddie or Evan or even Brett
And all of TT you can just forget
He isn't a grunger, so the Peppers are out
And all of dear Blur and the Radleys no doubt

Who is he please, I hear the girls cry
I'll tell you all after one more try
OK here he comes and please no salutin'
The boy that I talk of's TFP of Luton!

A Jolly Good Poem by Oggsy

What is his secret, eh??

THE 'ZINE - SEXIER THAN TFPOL!

 

THE TWO KEY POINTS WHICH THAT IDIOT THE FRESH PRINCE OF LUTON SURELY FOLLOWS

  1. You must have an inflated opinion of yourself
  2. You must convince yourself that other people want to read your worthless comments. Then continue to send them in and bore people to death.

James, An Anti-Fresh Prince Person, Romford

Ah, 'tis a love/hate thing!