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February 25, 1994

TOP TEN SONGS AT MY LOCAL CLUB IN B'HAM

  1. Uberman / Sheep On Drugs
  2. Mindphaser / Front Line Assembly
  3. Headhunter / Front 242
  4. Killing in the Name / Rage Against The Machine
  5. Track X / Sheep On Drugs
  6. Metal Machine Music / Die Krupps
  7. Sin / Nine Inch Nails
  8. Body Burn / Cubanate
  9. Dominion/Mother Russia / Sisters of Mercy
  10. Question of Time / Depeche Mode

St Jarna, Oberkorn

 

TEENAGERS UNITE!

Let's find the most hated person in Britain. We don't know his name or his whereabouts, but this person has ruined the lives of a lot of young people.

He writes to our parents four times a year and after he tells them what he has to, we're grounded for weeks. We must find him and hang him from the Telecom Tower. Who is it?

Whoever invented itemised phone bills.

An Ex-BT fan, Locked in a Bedroom

EXCELLENT! Know what you mean! Downer!!

 

ALBUM REVIEW: BODY, MIND & SOUL by DEBBIE GIBSON

This has got to be the most underrated album of '93 with 11 tracks on it and not one bad one.

Highlights include When I Say No, Losing Myself, Shock Your Moma and Little Birdie which sounds unique.

She has a voice which can melt the hardest of hearts. And this album didn't even chart here - no justice!

Bono's Platform Shoes, B'ham

Don't hear much of Deb these days, why?

 

TOP TEN HORRIBLE NOISES

  1. Popping knuckles
  2. Take That karaoke singing
  3. Hoovering parent
  4. A Frank Butcher tantrum
  5. The dreaded "squeeze my thumb..."
  6. That bloke's car alarm
  7. Mrs Bobbit's "snip"
  8. A cat with a fur ball in its throat
  9. Richard and Judy
  10. Udder sucking machine

Mr Moo Cow, Windsor

Gor - the things you think up... ummm...

 

A MESSAGE TO ALL TEENYBOPPERS

Please don't come on here slagging off E17 if you happen to like TT, or Worlds Apart if you're BBI fans.

If it weren't for these other groups, there wouldn't be the charts on a Sunday night and without music there is no love. Where there's no love, there is no anger and no anger means no hate.

Do you want to live in a world of hate?

Alternative Andy, Tayside

Good on you Andy, speak the plain truth

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN? ANY IDEAS??!

 

TOP TEN CARTER USM SONGS

  1. Suppose You Gave A Funeral and Nobody Came
  2. Lean On Me, I Won't Fall Over
  3. Do Re Me So Far So Good
  4. Stuff the Jubilee!
  5. The Impossible Dream
  6. Evil
  7. Glam Rock Cops
  8. The Only Living Boy in New Cross
  9. A Prince Pauper's Grave
  10. Skywest and Crooked

Jim Bob's Dangly Bit (of Hair), Stoke

Do so love a neat, focused Top Ten!