The Mega-Zine Museum
January 27, 1994
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC'S TOP 11
- Smells Like Nirvana / Nirvana
- Who's Fat / Michael Jackson
- Like A Surgeon / Madonna
- Eat It / Michael Jackson
- Addicted To Spuds / Robert Palmer
- Achy Breaky Song / Billy Ray Cyrus
- Living With A Hernia / James Brown
- Lasagna / Los Lobos
- I Can't Watch This / MC Hammer
- Livin' In The Fridge / Aerosmith
- The White Stuff / NKOTB
Weird Al's Right Arm, Surrey
MY REPLY TO VIC REEVES' BRA
Bob and Vic, I'm your greatest fan
I think of you wherever I am
Stotts, Ponderers, Mulligan, O'Hare
Slade, Aromatherapists, I don't care
Oh Vic and Bob I love you so -
See you in March at Manchester Apollo!
Oops! I'm not a goth/TT fan, so you won't screen this!
Claire The Ponderar, Les' Lunch Club
PS Bob IS hunky, so ner!
NER yourself! We've all got opinions!!!
EVERYONE LOVES THE HUNKY 'ZINE!
TOP 5 DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHENS...
- You get up on time for school
- You turn the radio on and hear the last chord of your fave song
- Just as you reach the bus stop, out of breath, the bus drives away
- The phone stops ringing just as you get to it
- You switch on to the 'Zine and the page changes BEFORE you've finished reading it!
OH HORLICK'S!
Alice, A Def Leppardess, Middx
Ah, yes. Sweet mystery of life, eh?!!
TOP TEN SAD LOSERS IN SOAP
- Julie Martin / Neighbours
- Reg Holdsworth / Coronation Street
- Richard Cole / EastEnders
- Curly Watts / Coronation Street
- Sally Ross / Home & Away
- Ken Barlow / Coronation Street
- The rest of the Neighbours cast
- Damian Roberts / Home & Away
- Derek and Mavis / Coronation Street
- Nigel Bates / EastEnders
Couch Potato, Swindon
But old Reg is an absolute classic!!
DEAR 'ZINE ED
I enclose 20 quid in cash for you to take your first singing lesson. Let's hear your voice in full song, amybe you could be the next Mark Owen. (Urgh!)
You say Mark can't sing, so let's hear your vocals reach Number One! Oh, actually, you needn't tell me you've released a single - it's Mr Blobby!
Good luck. I'll be waiting for your next single with eager anticipation!
Just send the £20! But I won't shut up!
THE 'ZINE - IT REFUSES TO BE BOUGHT!
A MESSAGE TO MEGA-ZINE
"Let's face it Mark, you can't sing." - Mega-zine, January 7, 1994
Let's face it, 'Zine, you talk a load of .....
Avenging Angel (Mark Owen's Babe)
PS I bet you don't have the guts to screen this!!
Not only the guts but the laughing gear
OK OK! SO HE CAN SING.... BAB-Y!!!
