The Mega-Zine Museum
January 16, 1994
REPLY TO SKY PHOENIX
I very much doubt, Sky, that we are any nearer to an end to the racism you refer to, as long as groupies like you are willing to dismiss an essential part of the ethnic community.
How did you put it? Oh yes - "rubbish". The rap you refer to is the commercial rap that worms its way into the charts every month or so.
As Ice Cube puts it "Check Yo'self".
Sticky Fingaz Jr, Hip Hop Community
Well said, Sticky. Say something Sky!
TOP TEN BRILLIANT ALBUMS
| 1 | Glasshouses | Billy Joel |
| 2 | Runaway Horses | Belinda Carlisle |
| 3 | Alannah Miles | Alannah Miles |
| 4 | Streetlife Serenade | Billy Joel |
| 5 | An Innocent Man | Billy Joel |
| 6 | Greatest Hits | The Police |
| 7 | Size Isn't Everything | The Bee Gees |
| 8 | Repeat Offender | Richard Marx |
| 9 | Look Sharp! | Roxette |
| 10 | Back To Front | Lionel Richie |
Richard Bannister, Essex
An INNOCENT man? With THAT music?! NO!
JUST JOKES! WE LOVE GOOD OLD BILLY!
TO AVENGING ANGEL
You superficial (look it up!) little idiot! How can buying a 7" bit of Take That plastic be positive?
With people like you around, it's no wonder the world is so messed up. Positive is helping yourself and helping others - not spending £1.99 in HMV for the cheap thrill of getting five sad losers to #1!
Grow up! Get a life! Don't believe the hype!
Riled Mean Fairly Hip Kid, Reading
TEN THINGS I HAVE NEVER SEEN
- A blue smartie
- Scooby Doo's gang in different clothes
- Brookside
- A Bros fan
- Alf from Home and Away in a good mood
- A monkey's uncle
- Coronation Street
- Loch Ness Monster
- A blue moon
- Home Alone
Johnny Badlands, Eastbourne
Or someone buying a TT record openly!
TOP TEN HUNKS
| 1 | Chris Evans | Big Breakfast |
| 2 | Bob Mortimer | Reeves & Mortimer |
| 3 | Cobra | Gladiators |
| 4 | Lee Sharpe | Man Utd FC |
| 5 | Dan Falzon | Neighbours |
| 6 | Will Carling | England Rugby Captain |
| 7 | John Leslie | Blue Peter |
| 8 | John Barrowman | Live and Kicking |
| 9 | Craig Charles | Red Dwarf |
| 10 | Dieter Brummer | Home and Away |
Vic Reeves' Bra, Newcastle
OK - this is a joke letter, right?!!
WE'RE THE HUNKIEST 'ZINE ON TELETEXT
ALBUM REVIEW CYPRESS HILL by CYPRESS HILL
This is the first album by B-Real, Sen Dog and DJ Muggs and it's much better than their latest release Black Sunday.
This album is much less commercial with classic tracks like How Could I Just Kill A Man and the guitar-based The Phunky Feel One.
If you're a hardcore rap fan, this is a must.
Robin Lench, The Come On In Motel
the Insane in the Brain bunch? Hmmmm
