The Mega-Zine Museum
December 24, 1993
TOP 10 GROUPS FROM THE NORTH-WEST
- Inspiral Carpets
- Charlatans
- Smiths
- Stone Roses
- Beatles
- Happy Mondays
- The Real People
- James
- Lightning Seeds
- Kerouac
The Evil Dr Drucifer, Mutantland
Dear Mega-zine,
This is in response to Linda Perry's Hat who wrote in last week.
So you think Axl Rose has got an "irritating voice", huh?
Actually he's got the most wonderfully sexy voice ever. He only has to sing one line and me, and millions of other girls around the world, melt like ice cream in front of a fire!
Axl's girlfriend on Planet Zog
Funny, the postmark says Wakefield!
TEN THINGS THAT MAKE ME CHORTLE
- Jack Dee
- 2 Unlimited lyrics
- The Muppets
- The rumour that Meat Loaf is changing his name to Nutloaf
- Zig and Zag
- Being tickled
- The baby items on You've Been Framed
- The Magic Roundabout
- Fat Freddy's cat
- My sister Penny
The Fool on the Pill
Truly excellent! Originality = 10/10
TOP 10 U2 SONGS OF ALL TIME
- Desire
- Gloria
- The Fly
- Pride
- Mysterious Ways
- In God's Country
- With Or Without You
- Even Better Than The Real Thing
- Bad
- Where The Streets Have No Name
Party Girl, Red Hill Mining Town
Shame about Bono's Sinatra duet, huh?
TEN TRACKS TO GET ME ON THE DANCEFLOOR
- Everything's Ruined / Faith No More
- Two Princes / Spin Doctors
- Jeremy / Pearl Jam
- Jump Around / House of Pain
- Smells Like Teen Spirit / Nirvana
- Sad But True / Metallica
- Keep The Faith / Bon Jovi
- Are You Going My Way? / Lenny Kravitz
- Mysterious Ways / U2
- Shiny Happy People / REM
One Grunge Man, Sutton Coldfield
A shandy is enough for most of us!
