The Mega-Zine Museum

December 1, 1993

FIVE THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE DEPRESSED

1. Kiss someone
2. Play Everybody Hurts at full volume
3. Confess your sins to a daisy
4. Cut up your homework
5. CHEER UP!

Water Baby, Spiritual City

What if the daisies hate you too???!

OKAY - LISTEN UP, KIDDIES,

The Manic Street Preachers may not be musical pioneers but the machine they have fired up responds like some well-fed panther.

While image alone might well sell records (a la so much of the designer pap currently stifling the charts), the Preachers present a complete package — these guys can really play, write AND create.

That's entertainment!

GHOST, The Manic Mancunian Apostle

The 'Zine - your opinion pioneers!

ODE TO ANITA FROM 2 UNLIMITED

Anita Dels, Goddess of rave
You really are an excellent babe
You make me wanna scream and shout
I'm in love with you there is no doubt

Your voice and looks just drive me crazy
You know I'm gonna get you baby!
If I ever get to meet you
There's no limit to what we'll do

So come on, Anita - take your chance
And we can do the Tribal Dance!

The Fresh Prince Of Luton

Write in and tell us how you go, FP!

MY TOP TEN CARRY ON FILMS

1. Carry On Camping
2. Carry On Behind
3. Carry On Constable
4. Carry On Again Doctor!
5. Carry On Doctor!
6. Carry On At Your Convenience
7. Carry On Emanuelle
8. Carry On Abroad
9. Carry On Sergeant
10. Carry On Cleo

Alternative Andy, Tayside

Carry on just being yourself, Andy!

TOP TEN STRIKERS IN BRITAIN

Ian Wright's Gold Tooth, Highbury

PS Up the Gunners!

Yeah - right up the Gunners!

DEAR MEGA-ZINE,

I switched on to you and noticed a girl from Perth fancied Robbie Williams — well, I do as well!

I HATE you for saying "Robbie picks his nose and eats it" (hee hee - ED)

I think that's an insult - pick on somebody your own size in future - OR ELSE.

Robbie's Other Secret Lover, Northwich

OK - you're right. It WAS an insult!

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