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December 5, 1993

IN REPLY TO DIRTY HARRY

Why all the fuss? River Phoenix dies and you ask why all fuss?

So he was wrong to take drugs - that doesn't mean his life was worth nothing. If a friend/relative of yours died from taking drugs, you wouldn't want people to ask "why all the fuss?"

River Phoenix was a very talented actor and personally, I think people have forgotten too quickly.

Natasha, Sheffield

Tell it like it is, Nat. River - RIP.

 

LIVE REVIEW: ELASTICA and PULP at PORTSMOUTH WEDGEWOOD ROOMS

This was one of the best gigs I've ever been to. Both groups are excellent live. Elastica's strong punk vocals and guitar were brilliant.

Apart from the bad start, Pulp were just as good. With a mix of old and new songs, everyone was soon getting into the music.

I'll definitely be going next time.

The Player, W Sussex

Well, er - what else could s/he say?

 

DEAR MEGA-ZINE,

There's a lot of Metal v TT or Goth v Rave-type debates in the 'Zine, but surely these are all just different forms of over-hyped, white boy corporate pop?!

Real innovation and expression tends to be found in the likes of jazz, blues, Latin, African, R&B, gospel, Gaelic and some hip-hop.

Daande Lenol (Voice of the People) at the Ministry of Edutainment

Keep us on the straight and narrow!!!

 

TEN REASONS WHY AXL ROSE IS SO HATED

  1. He loves himself
  2. He wails like a baboon
  3. He tries to dance
  4. He makes money out of ponce metal
  5. He wears kilts
  6. He thinks he's talented
  7. He relies on the group's talent
  8. He has no attitude, only an over-hyped ego
  9. He thinks he is the next Jesus
  10. Paradise City, Welcome to the Jungle

I don't like Axl Rose, Cheam

Well, we didn't like your name..!

 

TOP TEN WORST BANDS

  1. Take That
  2. East 17
  3. Jade
  4. Eternal
  5. Guns N'Roses
  6. Sepultura
  7. 2 Unlimited
  8. Culture Beat
  9. Capt. Hollywood Project
  10. Haddaway

The Bumble Bee With Doggy Style

Does that mean you look like a dog?

 

CD REVIEW: ALL RE-RELEASED SMITHS CDs

To say these are the best seven albums released this year would be a lie - they are the best seven albums ever!!

If you were too young to appreciate them the first time around, then buy them now!!

With songs like How Soon Is Now and Ask, you will discover a new level of musical excellence. Trust me.

Dead Disco Dancer

Reckon they're a bit of all right, eh?

WE'RE MORE POPULAR THAN THE SMITHS!!