The Mega-Zine Museum
November 16, 1993
BOOK REVIEW - HEIR TO THE EMPIRE / DARK FORCE RISING / THE LAST COMMAND by TIMOTHY ZAHN
This new trilogy tells of the events five years after "Return of the Jedi". Zahn has come up with a terrific plot and loads of great new characters (as well as old favourites).
Without giving too much away, Han Solo and Princess Leia are married and expecting twins and a dark Jedi is set to corrupt the Darkside!
Princess Leia's hairdresser, Bristol
You certainly didn't give much away!
TOP 10 FITTEST FOOTBALLERS (NO ORDER)
- Ally McCoist: Glasgow Rangers
- Claudio Caniggia: ex-Roma (banned)
- Someone Christiansen: Denmark
- Matt Jackson: Everton
- Lee Sharpe: Manchester United
- Paul Devlin: Notts County
- Alan Shearer: Blackburn Rovers
- Adam Chapman: Atherstone Rangers U16
- Gary Speed: Leeds United
- Jon Bon Jovi: (if he played!)
Arsenal's 10-0 win over Standard Liege
Someone Christiansen? Atherstone who?
TOP 10 SONGS AND ARTISTS
- R.E.M - Losing My Religion
- Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Suck My Kiss
- Pearl Jam - Alive
- Blur - There's No Other Way
- Manic Street Preachers - Motorcycle Emptiness
- Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealing
- EMF - It's You That Leaves Me Dry
- B52s - Love Shack
- The Lemonheads - Confetti
- Spin Doctors - Two Princes
Friend of Dave Rowntree's 2nd cousin
Er, Smashee - let's rock!
ALBUM REVIEW - RIVER OF DREAMS by BILLY JOEL
Billy may well be totally uncool, but by Jove, this album's a corker!
With a mixture of funky blues and hot soul, coupled with the high standard of songwriting we've come to expect from him, this album is jam-packed with great songs.
The title song, plus "Lullaby" and "A Minor Variation", really stand out.
Uptown Girl, near The River of Dreams
Sssh, your secret's safe with us!
TOP 10 TAYLOR "TURNIPS" (1990-93)
- Carlton Palmer
- Gordon Cowans
- David Batty
- John Barnes
- Dennis Wise
- Brian Deane
- Tony Adams
- Keith Curle
- Gary Pallister
- Paul Ince
Mick E Taker, Shrewsbury
Isn't Adams supposed to be a Donkey?
Dear Mega-zine,
I'm madly in love with Robbie Williams from my favourite band, Take That.
He's just so incredibly sexy and gorgeous and he's just so full of life.
He likes to play practical jokes on the other members of the band, and he supports Port Vale FC.
Robbie is so special to me.
Robbie's secret lover (Perth)
Bet he picks his nose and eats it!
