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November 12, 1993

TAKE THAT ARE THE BEST GROUP IN THE WORLD BECAUSE...

  1. Well...
  2. Erm...
  3. Urrh...
  4. They...
  5. Er...

And there you go - all the good things about Take That written in just five, concise lines!

Fresh Princess of London

Short, sweet and VERY cheeky!

 

WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE THINK THAT...

  1. Music not played with "real" instruments is drivel.
  2. Enjoyment is solely about drink and the opposite sex
  3. If you're aged 11+ you MUST have a boy/girlfriend?
  4. If your interests/likes/opinions differ from theirs, you're sad/boring.

Smiley Miley's Goodiemobile, Virtual Unreality

Hey, the postmark says Blackpool!

 

Dear Mega-zine,

I am writing to give my opinion on one particular TV programme. It is funny, brilliantly written by two comic geniuses and expertly acted by four gorgeous, talented people.

Which programme am I talking about? Red Dwarf of course. I have been a fan of the series for five years and it just keeps getting better every year.

Aileen McKerr, Mullingar

Nice to see a TV opinion for a change

 

ALBUM REVIEW - TOGETHER ALONE by CROWDED HOUSE

This album, their fourth, is truly great. The melting "Kare Kare" blends effortlessly into smouldering songs like "Black and White Boy" - possibly the harshest Neil Finn will ever write.

Meanwhile, the Maori choir used in the title track gives a near tangible Pacific charm. The band really excel live - I'll review them for you after I see them on November 23.

Tammy Baker, Kare Kare

We're holding our breath here, Tam!

 

Dear Mega-zine,

I think it's fine to slag off other people's favourite artists. The 'zine would be much more boring without it.

It's all a bit of fun really, isn't it?

I certainly don't take to heart all the rotten things said about New Kids. By the way, Guns N' Roses are useless!

The Valentine Girl, Sheffield

Too right, we love controversy

 

MY TOP TEN BABES

  1. Winona Ryder
  2. Zoe Ball
  3. Juliette Lewis
  4. Julia Sawalha
  5. Louise Lombard
  6. Michelle Pfieffer
  7. Pam Anderson
  8. Demi Moore
  9. Philippa Forrester
  10. Helena Bonham-Carter

Mr Mojo Risin, Doncaster

What? Zoe's shot ahead of Philippa?