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October 14, 1993

EIGHT MOST FREQUENTLY-USED LINES IN NEIGHBOURS

  1. "Oh Jim/Helen/Madge! What a surprise!
  2. I'm sorry, it was my fault - no, etc.
  3. You can stay with us
  4. You're just like everyone else
  5. Please, won't you stay for lunch?
  6. Now don't be silly darling (Helen to Julie)
  7. What kind of neighbours do we have? (Julie)
  8. She's easily influenced!" (Julie about Hannah)

A Deeply Sad St Jarna, Solihull

Deeply sad, yes, but very observant!

 

ODE TO MY FUTURE HUSBAND (THE GOTHIC PROPHET OF METAL)

How I long to be close to thee,
How I long for your touch.

If that thy bent of love be honourable,
Thou purpose marriage, send me word tomorrow,
By one that I'll procure to come to thee my lord throughout the world.

Outfacing faults in love with love's ill rest.
"O" love's best habit is a soothing LETTER from thee.
Therefore, I'll lie with love and WAIT for love to lie with thee.

Future Mrs Prophet of Metal, Blackburn

It's getting mushy on the 'Zine, Goths!

 

TOP TEN PEOPLE I CONSIDER TO BE GODS

  1. Neil Tennant / Pet Shop Boys
  2. Chris Lowe / Pet Shop Boys
  3. Guy Whittingham / Aston Villa
  4. Bono / U2
  5. Mike Soutar / Smash Hits
  6. Richey James / Manic St Preachers
  7. Michael Stipe / REM
  8. Dean Saunders / Aston Villa
  9. Rob Newman / Newman and Baddiel
  10. Les Ross / BRMB DJ

Neil Tennant's West End Girl, The Theatre

Bit of a PSB fan, eh? Each to their own

 

DEAR MEGA-ZINE

In reply to Majestica, I may have defeated my own objective, but to coin a cliche, Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

But I am sorry for calling you an idiot. I'm sure we could get along if we wore earplugs and didn't play our music too loud.

I don't want to get personal, but this is for a friend - Rachel Forster of Queen Elizabeth school, would you go out with Steven Jameson?

Dark Phoenix, Mystical Manchester

A FRIEND, eh?? Oh yeah, sure... STEVE!!!

 

TOP 10 SUEDE SONGS FOR THIS WEEK

  1. He's Dead
  2. My Insatiable One/The Drowners
  3. So Young
  4. Still Life
  5. The Big Time
  6. The Next Life
  7. Moving
  8. High Rising
  9. Animal Nitrate
  10. To The Birds

The Insatiable One
PS They'll change next week because all the songs are excellent!

FICKLE! Change faves like underpants!