The Mega-Zine Museum
May 16, 2006
A NOT SO FUNNY JOKE!
A wig and a battery went into a pub. The barman said to the wig:
"I'm not serving you, you're off your head, and you're ready to start something!"
The Bonnie Bo'Nessian
People walking into pub jokes just aren't funny - even if they're wigs and batteries.
CRUSHING ISSUES
Help me! Too much daytime TV has left me with a crush on Jeremy Kyle!
Save me from myself.
The Vampire of Ye Olde Hinkytown
I'll forgive you just once. But it was better when he was radio-only - the camera never lies.
RANDOM BUS SCENERY
As I went past on the bus today I noticed that beside the Job Centre there is a Job Centre Plus.
Presumably this is almost exactly like the Job Centre but with a few unnecessary extras, nicer packaging and a hugely inflated price...
The One With The Mighty Antlers
There are no flies on you are there... try reading a book next time.
RESEARCHING THE QUESTION
The Vampire of Ye Olde Hinkytown:
I'm in the process of researching the answer to your question. I'll let you know when I find out.
Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House
Blimey, I can't wait. What ever will I do till we find out?
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
OK, this is an urgent plea to any readers:
What is the secret to standard grade physics? And what is the point?
PS: Who is WLW? What have I missed?
Pringle Sandwich
What a shame, I left my memory on the bus today.
WHY DO YOU JUDGE MY LIFE?
I hate public opinion! Why do you get judged on things which make no sense?
All people are the same today, they take one look at you and judge you.
And why are chavs called yobs? USE THEIR PROPER NAME!
Peace sells
Peace might be nice but judging sells.
