The Mega-Zine Museum
May 13, 2006
TEXT MANIACS
So Sir Alan decided to be Ruthless. Ruth-less! Ha ha, get it?
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It's OK. I'll just leave quietly. Anon
Or he won't be getting a Badge of Honour - get it?!
WLW, will there be any more episodes of Green Green Grass appearing on our screens? Chris in Ampleforth
Er, search me! Think you've got the wrong page - try my mate Cedric.
THE BIG MONKEY HUT
Now I see that Big Brother whatever is starting up I was mulling how to improve it and the cement truck idea still has promise.
However I've decided that putting a monkey in a dress in the house is a better idea. All we have to do is bet on it to win and we'll all be winners. (Keep that under your hats.)
Princess Psycho
Can you pick my Lotto numbers while you're there?
RAT AND FERRET CLUB
You don't have to be a pilot to fly in the RAF? WHAT?
How could something as official as the RAF let people fly without a pilot's licence, and even advertise it?
This is sick. Sick!
Vigilante Maelstrom
Maybe it's the Rat and Ferret club, not the Royal Air Force.
HAVING A FIELD DAY
It's soo boring where I live. It's a little village and there's only one field to play in.
At least I have you to finalise my day on.
Dazor razor
Boring is good - it comes to an end very quickly. But who can blame you that I brighten up your day!
FLAWED PATRONISING
French Fleur - what do you do now? Simple, watch Green Wing of course.
The best thing since wholemeal bread.
The Amazing Bouncing Ferret
I'm liking this wholemeal saying - think it could catch on?
FRENCH FLOUR CATCHES ON
The key to everything is to patronise. Did you know that, WLW? You did?
Aww great job, well done! Here, have a sticker you clever thing, you!
Ten Flaws Down
You're catching on Flaws - but don't give up the day job. We all know who's the boss round here.
