The Mega-Zine Museum
April 21—22, 2006
THE OLD VERSUS THE NEW
Good to see regulars like Paddy Irishman, jm and lilac pilgrim back on 'Zine instead of all these horrible newbie wannabes!
and wlw, what do you think will look better; brown hair with red or purple extensions?
one winged angel
Definitely red - we have lots in common.
A WITCH'S CALDRON
I have been down in my dungeon concocting top-secret, obscure new animal hybrids. But now I'm bored.
WLW, can I paint your hooves different colours and dress you in a fairy costume (complete with wings)?
The Vampire of Ye Olde Hinkytown
Vampire - fairy wings - weird.
STICKY CEMENT
Last week, for the first time ever, I did some actual real work. I'm still trying to get cement out of my hair.
One thing I have learnt from this experience?
Get a job in an office. Oh, and mortar makes poor hair gel.
Daggsy
And just think, you could have been immortalised in cement.
EMO MAGIC MIDGET
Put it this way, we don't like androgynous, amoeba-like, weeping, silly little floppy haired, eyeliner wearing, wrist splitting, whiny, nobody-loves-me, silly kids who are so "unique".
It's true, war was waged against emos, until we realised that you asexually reproduce which is why you're so plentiful - so we swiped your music and burnt it.
Elden Ray
Glad I'm not whatever it is you're describing.
UNUSUAL CONCOCTIONS
My dad keeps eating the Tesco Value equivalent of a curry Pot Noodle. As this has practically no flavour he's developed a nasty habit of adding tomato ketchup, soy sauce, sweet and sour sauce and/or any other sauce he finds in the cupboard.
Surely I'm not the only one who finds this disgusting?
The One With The Mighty Antlers
Try tomato ketchup and gravy. Or salt and vinegar crisps with chocolate.
A CHAV COMPLAINT
For a great few years I've been a reader of 'Zine and now feel compelled to write in. Here are my annoyances:
- It's clear people are talking about Jaffas so their letters are aired.
- I don't give a stuff about your towns. I live in a chav ghetto and I am being drawn to the dark side.
Phew that's it.
Anonymous
'Ziners, discuss.
