The Mega-Zine Museum
April 19, 2006
TEXTING THE THUMBS UP
Wow, the topics discussed on here are amazing! This is my first time texting in, but 'Zine really rocks, so do I, by the way.
The F Woman aka cool dude
Well I'm the WLW so you might have to lose the cool dude, but yeah, a thumbs-up as it does rock, even if I do say so myself.
QUIET AS MIMES
"Quiet As Mice" is actually a very silly phrase because mice are pretty loud. They are always all scrabbly and scratchy.
I think "Quiet as Mimes" would be a better phrase because, though embarrassing and slightly disturbing, mimes are completely silent.
Helga Hufflepuff's Hat
Since when does a Hufflepuff's hat have time to criticise a mouse?
LOVE AND KISSES
Hiya, WLW! You didn't print my last letter gorgeous! See that's a rare event.
Perhaps, if I add the following everything will be OK again: I love 'Zine, I love Jaffa Cakes, I love WLW and I used to write into B**kchat.
Do you still love me?
Love and Kisses Junior Minister
Creeping will get you nowhere. Especially when WLW is in a bad mood... maybe your last letter was deserving of the bin?
A ZINE QUALIFIER?
Hiya, is this service just made up by people? How long does it take to get a message on here?
I'm new to this but I like Jaffa Cakes but not tripe!
Zephyr
I'd say you'll be OK then. Tell me anything you like and I'll try not to be too nasty, evil or sarcastic. Likely!
SINGING SELL-OUT
Have you seen the new advert for the Honda Civic using a choir for the sound effects?
I'm so impressed I'm going to buy one.
The choir. Stuff the car.
Daddypoos
Will you be able to pay with chocolate money?
A SPECIAL PILGRIM
Y'know, the 'Zine gets dull without me. I mean, if I'm not here for people to argue with, the place gets boring!
Where would you all be without me?
The Lilac Pilgrim
On our way to pilgrimage maybe?
