The Mega-Zine Museum
April 14, 2006
TEXT MANIACS
TYRAN-REX Jr Just discovered 'Zine. The letters are like the dreams I have after a cheese 'n' pickled onion supper! Weeeird! I like it! It's good to be weird, don't we think?
DADDYPOOS I am a thinking man's idiot. Love me, love my pup. Hold on while I think on that...
BIRTHDAY RESULTS
I heard a little rumour that A-level results day is August 17. The 17th is my birthday. I can't believe it's now ruined.
Bad results beckon, so how can I celebrate turning 18 on RESULTS DAY?!
I'm gonna have to check that date now. I hope that rumour is nothing but a rumour.
The Glitter Girl
Sources tell me there is truth in the rumour, but you never know, it might all turn out good, Glitter Girl.
ODE TO CHAVS
My town is a breeding ground for chavs. It has endless amounts of arcades and chip shops. If it's not the sound of bubbling chip fat, it's the rattling of those penny pushers.
As I walk down the street, I have to wade myself through endless amounts of fat, sweaty holidaymakers and their equally fat kids.
Cool Hand Bob
Ooh lordy, this could be warfare. Not that I like confrontation, of course.
A SELLER'S MARKET
Gas companies sell electricity. My milkman now sells toilet paper, according to a leaflet he delivered with our milk. He also sells cling film and meat hampers and large England flags "with metal grommets" apparently. How useful.
Ever thought of pebble-dashing walls as well as editing 'Zine, WLW?
The One With The Mighty Antlers
No, but I might start selling advice or oranges, perhaps?
HOW MANY LIVES FOR A CAT?
Yes, Bonny Bo'nessian, I vaguely recall Mrs Thursday. I believe she was played by an actress called Kathleen Harrison.
Does this mean that you're as ancient as I am?!
The Cats' Grandma
Cats have nine lives so that makes about 700 years at least. Does that make you archaic, Cat's Grandma?
REVOLUTIONARY NECESSITIES
Where have all the heroes gone? Those who would stand up and make a difference, or at least make a point.
I say, stand up and scream, before we're all mute.
Dead Revolutionary
I'm with the Revolutionary on this one - silence is not golden, it's boring.
