The Mega-Zine Museum
April 10, 2006
CASH IN THE BLUE
ALEX THE LIONESS WLW, I have a Blue Peter badge that I got when I was 5 in December 1992. I am now 19 and still have the badge and letter. eBay - it's the way forward.
FAST MAIL OUT
This will end all arguments about fastest printed 'Zine letter:
I haven't even sent this one yet!
Vigilante Maelstrom
It's true, I can't deny it.
SPRINKLES SAGA CONTINUES
What's that Bob the Bulldog?
*Woof* *Woof*
You're a vegetarian?
*Woof*
Why are you threatening Sprinkles then?
*Woof* *Woof*
Oh, yes I suppose you do need a new fur coat. This one is getting a bit manky.
Beijing's 8,999,997th Bicycle
Now the weather's on the turn, surely there's no need for woolly coats?
WORZEL GUMMIDGE
Jon Pertwee was knighted for this part because he was outstanding in his field.
Mally Pally
That's nice, Mally Pally, but we were talking about the Worzel at least a month ago, unless my memory escapes me (but let's face it, that's doubtful).
WHOSE DOCTOR WHO?
Today my family were talking about Yorkshire. Don't ask why. I decided Yorkshire would be a good place for a Dr Who episode.
So this is my Dr Who Yorkshire, where stuff happens and general things are done.
The Doctor and Rose go to Yorkshire, around now-ish.
In Yorkshire, they get bored of all the time travelling and aliens and stuff and stay in Yorkshire and set up a tea shop in the Tardis (called the Tardis Tea Shop).
But a very evil alien race also have a Tardis Tea Shop and go to Earth to vaporise them for infringement of copyright laws.
So the Doctor and Rose run away and go to 1953 Timbuktu. The end.
The Snow Man Overlord
You're Totally Doctor Who - all you fans will know what I mean shortly...
THE FLAW IN THE FLAWS
Just for the record, has Ten Flaws Down ever contributed anything of merit to 'Zine?
Or is it just other people's rubbish he/she objects to?
Shoot The ...
And the survey says...?
