The Mega-Zine Museum
April 8, 2006
TEXT MANIACS
LOLLIPOP Junior Minister, the county of Humberside was ABOLISHED 10 yrs ago. Oooh, questions to the floor please.
THE GHOUL ON THE HILL 10 Things I Hate about lists 1) wait... oh well, back to the doodling panel. Pardon?
WHAT'S WITH THE WORZEL?
Oh yey I'm glad you remember Worzel Gummidge, WLW! When I try to explain it to people they think I'm odd.
The Amazing Bouncing Ferret
Who could forget Worzel Gummidge and Aunt Sally? I think we should start a comeback campaign. Any takers?
Humphrey the cat should never have been kicked out of 10 Downing Street. He could have made a great job of running England.
Anonymous
I must say you have a point there.
HULL ISN'T HELL
Dear Junior Minister, I am sad to tell you that we don't talk like that in Hull and the term "Humberside" is now offensive.
It is now known as East Yorkshire.
WLW I am disgusted to think that you even thought of publishing it. To your room for 4 hours and no Jaffa Cakes for a month!!
However, there is a lot of stupidity in Hull when it snows.
Mr PRHL498
Hey, don't shoot the messenger. Now where are my Jaffa Cakes?
JOIN THE SPIDER CLUB
Spider fight club has become a complete success! Who would think of it? And we are currently in development of a movie now.
WLW want to come to our previews when it's out? But only if you're over 18 years of age - it's a certificate thing.
Mongoman5
Will there be celebrities there? I'm rather partial to a flamboyant shindig so ta for the invite.
ODE TO BE BLUNT
I'm beautiful. I'm beautiful. I'm beautiful it's true.
I saw my face. In a mirror. An I don't know what to do.
Cos I am so good looking.
And I'm rather fond of cooking.
Well I had to have one rhyme!
Beijing's 8,999,997th Bicycle
And there was me thinking the Blunt man had gone quiet for a while.
