The Mega-Zine Museum
January 22, 2006
TEXT MANIACS
DALEK WLW, I was going to write a poem about you. Then I thought, nah, I'd rather pick my nose. I love you, too.
RAYVE ON I bet it's painful when you get a stiff neck. It takes my mind off you lot being pains in the neck.
NOODLES OF KNOWLEDGE
MECHANIC MONKEY Dalek, thanks for the invitation but I don't drink tea, I'm vegetarian. Tea for one then, Dalek.
ARRANT NERD BOXES YODELLER Elden Ray, you think your town is bad? I'm from Birmingham. I'm sorry, ANBY.
SOCKET THE ROCKET Oi Broccoli, I'm a Yorkshire lass an' I'm dead intelligent! 3+2=erm. PS, Gazeebo, I wear socks if that counts? But who wears the trousers?
MY "TOWN"
Dr Namgge thinks his town is bad? Apart from the usual influx of chavs and the burnt-out cars that inevitably follow, I'd like to point out that I have no town.
I live in a quarry. It's not too bad though, I get all the free limestone I want. Anybody want any limestone?
Paddy Irishman
I'd prefer a million quid.
LIGHTFOOTED LEPRECHAUN
T'was only two nights ago when I was woken by a leprechaun hitting me with a stick. This leprechaun accused me of stealing his pot of gold. I sternly told him I had nothing to do with this "pot of gold".
Then he knocked me out with his stick. I don't remember much after that.
The Purple Pesky Panda
I bet the leprechaun had a right craic.
WHY NO JANUARY SONGS?
Why are no songs written about January? I keep finding myself whistling Jingle Bells and (shudder) Mistletoe And Wine while I'm washing up yet Christmas is over.
This is probably the point where someone reels off a long list of January-related songs and calls me stupid.
Go on, then.
The One With The Mighty Antlers
Stupid.
AH WLW
You make me feel so grand,
Me and Animales would love to lend you a hand,
But we're just too busy with our band,
We'll never find another like you anywhere in this land.
Animales Good Friend
That was rubbish, Animales, I hope the songs written by your band are better.
DEREK GRIFFITHS
Do any 'Ziners have any pictures of Derek Griffiths? (He used to be in Play School.)
If you have, I'll swap you for pictures of: Frances De La Tour (Rising Damp), Donovan ('60s hippie singer), Brian Blessed (larger-than-life thespian who was in Blackadder).
Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House
Thanks for the chocolate Squashed Strawberry/Hector's House.
