The Mega-Zine Museum
January 19, 2006
TEXT MANIACS
UNUSUAL SUSPECT What's with the sudden influx of bickering schoolgirls crying over Green Day? I like it. Lets hope they write some more, then.
DOUGIE THE MINESWEEPER I just love calzone pizzas. With what filling?
MANIC MADNESS
YE CAPTAIN OF YE SHIP There's a man in the hatch who has to type the numbers into a computer every 108 minutes. I've got some of Season 2! Why 108 minutes and not 109? What's the significance?
PET ZOMBIE I think Mike's the cutest member of Green Day - just look at his sad lil face! I just wanna pinch his boney cheek 'n' go "aaah...". I doubt you'll get much of a pinch, Pet Zombie.
BUBBLES Hoots mon! Hoots Thurs!
ARG!
I think the God's are against me, they're sending temptations which I'm going to fail!
In the year when I need to work for exams they send, not only motorsport every weekend until after my exams, but the Commonwealth Games, the Six Nations, snooker, the football World Cup, and the Winter Olympics!
Now, how can I fit in any work with all that going on?
The Spontaneously Combusting Penguin
School work is far more interesting.
GREEN DAY
You know, I used to quite like Green Day. However, you lot harping on about which member you fancy (and let's face it, you'll never make it with any of them) is nothing short of mind-numbingly boring.
I'm with Dalek on this one. Exterminate. Only this time I'll nuke you. Then you might be green. Or dead.
Elden Ray
Do you rate this letter, Usual Suspect?
SUPERNATURAL HAPPENINGS
Today I invested in a game of pool. I was losing the game by a shocking five balls, and when I'd finished eating my bacon sandwich I bought from the canteen, I automatically cleared the table.
Weird huh? They must put some performance enhancing drug in the bacon in my college.
So if all you athletes need a boost, turn to the bacon sandwich. It worked for me.
Gorilla Gangster
A bit of bacon goes a long way.
REPLY TO RENO ASPHYXIA
I am in fact a Turk fan girl and don't favour one over the other three.
But if I were to pit them against each other with knives and spoons, you'd probably hear me cheering for a certain redhead!
One Winged Angel
Why did you not include forks?
I RETURN
On coming out of hibernation, I have discovered all is not well on the Zine. Ace has been condensed to five pages, there is no Sunday edition and WLW writes above the line so we have little space to write.
I declare war on those responsible. Who's with me?
Enchanted Rose
Blame the teccies, Enchanted Rose.
