The Mega-Zine Museum
November 10, 2005
ONE-WINGED ANGEL Does one know where one can buy oneself some noodles for one's birthday? Pot Shop.
CAMARAC I was appalled at the screening of Paddy Irishman's skitters letter. Still, he's only reinforced my belief that he talks out of his. Mingin'.
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VIGILANTE MAELSTROM I break a mirror every seven years. It gives me something to blame. You're crackers.
THE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING PENGUIN What should I spy on my way to college today? Yes, that's right, a Yorkshire pudding in the middle of somebody's driveway. Fully raised?
THE SHEEP THAT LOST ITS WOOL Oh my God, why did they play Son Of Dork on Kerrang! Coz they rawk, maaan!
I think Yorkshire Pudding and gravy
IS MY FAVOURITE FOOD AFTER JAFFAS
NA-NO-WR-IMO
Anyone else taking part in NaNoWriMo? The point is to write a 50,000-word novel in a month.
I got to 5,000, ran out of plot and gave up.
Ah well. Maybe I should write about a gay giraffe instead?
The 'Ziner With No Name
Endless plot lines
ENDLESS LEGS
PROCRASTINATION #2
Yes, yet again I am sat here trying to do some work, and yet again Mr May is bothering me.
No Brian, I will not straighten your hair.
Yes, I know your fingers are getting stuck in it.
Yes, I know you look silly because your missus has the same hair as you.
What? Yes, yes - I thought you'd never ask!
Lara Croft (currently Googling train tickets to Gretna Green)
Oh my goodness, has he given
YOU A MATCHING 'DO?
MAKE IT CLEAR... LIKE ED
WLW, I think you should put your name after each comment you make. Sometimes I don't know whose words they are and it makes me confused. When I am confused I become disorientated and fall over, and if I knocked over an important diplomat there would be consequences across the globe.
So please. Save the life of the UN ambassador today. Sign your name. We all do.
El Borto
Can't you just stay in your padded
CELL AND LEAVE ME ALONE? HMPH
A VERY SHORT STORY
The Great Escape:
Jamie stared out from between the bars of the cage which contained him. How long he'd been there, he could no longer remember.
But though he was trapped, he giggled to himself for he knew it was only a matter of time before he was big enough to climb over the bars and out of his cot to freedom.
Dalek
That fat tongue of his could work
AS A POLE VAULT
THINGS WE'VE LEARNED...
...from Lost
- Golf solves all problems.
- If someone tries to kill you it's probably because you're wearing their watch.
- Everyone has a dark secret.
- If you are paralysed from the waist down, just survive a plane crash and you'll be able to walk again.
- Beware of giant polar bears on tropical islands.
Enchanted Rose
That show should be called
LOST (THE PLOT)
