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October 12, 2005

LBBM Hi. I think the 'Zine band should be called HeadDesk! Or Coldplay. Oh, wait... I thought we'd decided on a name, no?

RED XVII So I see Spiky Stuy has a new name then. Really? By deed poll and everything?

 

MORE GIBBERISH

CRINKLE-CUT BEATROOT Do you like Depeche Mode, WLW? I can play Personal Jesus on my ukulele! Prefer it on the banjo to be honest.

THE ICING SUGAR RABBIT Aaaahhh! My shower's cold! Be glad you don't have to wash in your sink.

THE DELECTABLE SOUTH AMERICAN CRAYON Do you remember the good old days? I don't. I have amnesia. Nothing a good knock on the head won't cure...

Presiding over 'Zine band I feel

LIKE GENE SIMMONS' PRETTIER COUSIN

 

FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD

Yesterday I went to Pizza Hut. I ate garlic bread, potato wedges, three slices of a large stuffed crust pizza, ice cream, half of my friend's dessert when she couldn't finish and two glasses of Pepsi.

I don't expect to need to eat again for a few days.

Buuuuuuuuurrrrrrpppp!

Me and my Insania

I always said the Atkins diet was

OVERRATED. BE OVER-WEIGHTED INSTEAD

 

WORK, WHAT WORK?

I'm in my free study period which means I'm wasting time in a computer room.

Today has almost been a fabby day for me; my most hated lesson was cancelled and a load of homework I thought was due for Monday, isn't, which means I can put it off for another week.

Do you know what would make my day perfect?

If my new boyfriend, who is supposedly mad about me, would show it a little bit. How 'bout a hug once in a while?

Ambiguous Snail

Do you have to air our dirty linen

IN PUBLIC? NOTHING AMBIGUOUS THERE

 

WORRIED

I am really worried that I have amnesia. I went to a cafe in London with Esme. We bought muffins and milkshake, but suddenly I could not remember why I - oh, sorry, what was I talking about...?

Anyway - I am really worried I am an amnesiac because - oh, I... um.

What was I talking about?

Little Blue Fox

Don't panic, you remembered to email

MOI. THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT

 

SON OF DORK ALBUM

...tracklist announced:

  • Loserville
  • She's Better Than Me
  • I'm such a Loser
  • Nerd in Love
  • What Do You See In A Dork Like Me?
  • Failure
  • The Jerk
  • She Said No
  • Misfit Me
  • You're Out Of My League
  • I've Got No Chance!

Vigilante Maelstrom

And: Was on my way to Idiotsville

BUT EVEN LOST THE TICKET FOR THAT

 

FISHING FOR A LAUGH

Today I saw a fish. It wasn't on a slab, in a pie, on a hook, swimming, singing. No. It was lying there in the middle of the street.

Until an old lady slipped on it, that is.

I'm mean. I laughed.

Elden Ray

After helping the poor old dear back

ON TO HER FEET I HOPE?