The Mega-Zine Museum
September 22, 2005
ONE WINGED ANGEL Whose smart idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"? Lithp woulda been better, I agree.
THE TARTAN THISTLE Sitting in a lonely room all on my lonesome... Aw, come and see me for some Jaffas and tea.
...AND ON PAGE TWO
MECHANIC MONKEY WLW, think you're clever? Try to make a sarcastic comment out of this: Unidentified Flying Orangutang. Ha! Who's this gorilla in outta the mist, 'Ziners?
LOONEY TUNE I dream of cherry pies, candy bars and chocolate chip cookies. You'll get sleep-fat.
LORD CHARLES How come I can text you, WLW, but you never reply to my voicemails? Ever heard a giraffe talk?
Honestly, my phone is always ringing
CAN'T A GIRAFFE GET SOME "ME" TIME?
HELLO TELETEXT TOWERS
How the devil are you WLW, old bean, old sport?
Later we should have that picnic in the woods and drink ginger beer but we better not let matron catch us or we'll have to darn socks as a punishment. Simply ghastly!
At least we'll have that lacrosse match to look forward to. Jolly ho!
Enchanted Rose
She'll make you knit me a polo neck
YOU'LL BE IN DETENTION FOR YEARS
MORE THINGS TO DO ON A BUS
- go upstairs on a single decker.
- pinch the driver's flask.
- tell the person next to you: "Daddy owns a Porsche."
- go miles past your stop just to be awkward.
- finally, be sick in the used ticket box.
Daddypoos
I'm just glad I'm not physically
ABLE TO GET ON THE SAME BUS AS YOU
SHOE DRAMAS
I bought some mega shoes the other day. They were so mega I wore them right out of the shop, then for the rest of the day, then to bed, then all the next day, then all the next.
Only problem is, they make my feet hurt. Now I have a blister the size of a crab apple on my heel. Least I think it's a blister. It could be a mutant head.
Nice, huh?
Foola Hoola
I imagine you have
VERY MUCKY BED SHEETS TOO. UGH.
FILMS AND BOOKS
I'm looking forward to the fantasy films coming out at the end of the year, namely Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire and The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe.
One thing I don't like about them is I have to wait until November and December respectively, for these films to come out.
I didn't read my literature books for college, so I'm going to have to speed-read them now. I will be in a lot of trouble...
Hermione's Annoyed Lil' Sis
Try walking into your wardrobe. You
MAY NOT HAVE TO READ THE BOOK...
MY FAVOURITE COOKIE
I love cookies. But the best, the very best... happen to be Otis Spinkmeyer's.
The man is a marvel, a saint. I love him (yeah, along with my boyfriend, but what's wrong with playing them both at the same time?) If it ever came down to Otis or my sugarbunch, I know who'd win.
So long, loser, this cookie's mine.
LBBM
Hmm, farewell and...
HAPPY BISCUIT BRANDISHING
