The Mega-Zine Museum
July 22—23, 2005
ME AND MY INSANIA My school play next year is going to be Guys And Dolls, but shhhhh.... we're not supposed to know yet. That's musical to my ears.
MAEVE FINN The Doctor's Most Interesting and Eccentric Assistant - Who gives you extra? I don't so stop being so greedy. Extradinate him!
HOPELESSLY DEVOTED They say the worst you can do is nothing, but if you do something and nothing happens, that's the best then. Thank you Confucius.
YOU LORRY
In reply to Babushka's Futtocks, I too kinda like Hugh Laurie. But not the real one! Oh, no, a far more fabulous specimen.
'Tis someone who gets called Hugh Laurie, simply because of his love for loafers and shirts.
This would be absolutely fine, if it did not so happen that he is one of my boyfriend's best friends.
Bah. So, he is like, one of the untouchables.
So yeah. Oh, by the way, hello, I'm back at 'Zine.
Satan's Little Helper
Have you seen House?
HUGH LAURIE IS OFFICIALLY SEXY!
I HATE ENGLISH
No, not the lesson. The language. I hate the English language so much. It's a shame I don't know any French. But as it stands all I know how to say is "Je deteste le Francais," which is useful to a degree. If the degree is taking a giant French beating.
I hate English 'cos few can write the words correctly. I wrote an open letter to everyone in my area about it. It lost its power because I misspelt the word illiterate.
Smirker
Smirker, why don't you go
FOR A NICE LIE-DOWN?
THEY THINK IT'S ALL OVER
I played football for the first time the other day, but I wasn't very good. I couldn't kick the ball.
So the rest of the players on my team decided to use me as a goalpost.
I will not be playing football again.
Dalek
You were probably still
BETTER THAN PHIL NEVILLE
BROWNED OFF
You know what I find weird? How there are people that live near me who, even in the recent warm weather we've had, insist on going onto sunbeds to get a tan.
Surely I can't be the only one who sees the gorm in doing that?
Luco El Loco
This letter might not have been written by Luco El Loco. See 31st August 2005.
Why not? Some people still have
SHOWERS EVEN WHEN IT'S RAINING
FUNNY DOCTOR
Dr Nick really does have some wit. Yesterday he got a letter from a girl whose boyfriend seems to prefer his guitar to her.
And Dr Nick said in reply: "Don't fret." Wow.
Can you swap places with him one day, WLW? That would be interesting.
Vigilante Maelstrom
Prefers a guitar to his girlfriend?
SOUNDS LIKE A ROCK-Y RELATIONSHIP
CUGGY STORY
In my one-hit 'Ziners list I referred to a 'Ziner called Muffy. WLW thought I said Mukky. My writing must be funny (I said funny, not runny).
Would anyone like to see another one-hit 'Ziners list? 'Ziners?
Aphra the most-modern Spy
Does your coat have cuggs?
SORRY, I MEAN CUFFS?
