The Mega-Zine Museum
March 5, 2005
PRINCESS RANDOM How did it feel being part of the EuroDisney commercial, WLW? Great to hook up with Dumbo again.
ME AND MY INSANIA Oh, so when a photographer or a journalist does it it's OK, but when I do it it's stalking! Fine, be like that. Leave Jade Goody alone. Tut.
JUNIOR MINISTER I can't believe someone has stolen my crime prevention booklet. Trust nobody. Can't believe they grafittied, then burnt it. Pah.
PUBLIC TRANSPORT
- No seats on the 475 - stand all the way to Bury.
- No seats on the tram - stand all the way to Manchester Piccadilly.
- No seats on the train - stand all the way to Nottingham.
- No seats on the Rainbow 5 - stand all the way to Beeston.
- No seats on the Hopper - stand all the way to hall.
Ever get the impression public transport hates you?
Osuberfired
At least your neck fits through the
DOOR. I HAVE TO HANG ON TO THE ROOF
TEN MINUTES TO KILL
I really have nothing of importance to write, I'm just trying to kill 10 minutes until work finishes and I can go home. I suppose I should say something.
Did you know that Elias Howe invented the zip? He called it a "clothing closure" but was too busy inventing the sewing machine to sell it. Fact.
That's my 10 minutes. I'm off. Laters dude.
YeahYeahYeah
Anyone ever told you to zip it?
NO? WELL THEY HAVE NOW
POP TARTS
Wow, aren't these treats great? You can have them for breakfast, lunch, dinner, as a snack or while on the bus to your high-powered executive job. All you have to do is pop them in the toaster for two minutes and voila!
Shame I can't work my toaster...
The Dancing Skanking (Marbleless)
Shame they don't have toasters on
THE ROOF OF THE NUMBER 93 TOO
WEDNESDAYS
Wednesdays are now my new Fridays. Stupid college faffed around with my timetable and now everything is all confusing and such.
I can use this as a new excuse for not attending class though. See how I always find a little good in an otherwise bad situation? I failed database management. This makes me sad.
Oh, and while I'm here - Random 'Ziner Of The Week: Ambiguous Snail.
Farmer Jack
So does that mean it's not the
WEEKEND FOR YOU NOW? BAD LUCK!
LIFE
Well, I'm sitting here all nice and warm by the fire listening to Gwen Stefani's album and fiddling with my tongue piercing.
Just wondering, now I've got a job as a radio DJ I can meet and interview stars on my request. Maybe they'll fall in love with me and then I really will be in the money.
Retail therapy ahoy!
Emma-the-lil'-Angel
Stop twiddling with your tongue ring
IT'S ONE OF MEDULLA'S WORST HABITS
MUAHAHAHA - HEHEE, MAHAHA
You know how when a program is live, the 888 subtitles lady has to type real fast to keep up?
Imagine the poor girl's face when asked to type out the lyrics to Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do during the T4 Honours.
Poor girl.
The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning
Never mind her, what about us?
WE HAD TO LISTEN TO IT
