The Mega-Zine Museum
September 26, 2004
GERTY AND HER ONIONS All this talk of tunaversities is making me hungry. Tee hee! I just spotted a school of fish in my pond but I just wanted a chat.
PRINCESS RANDOM Stumble on down to Aldi friends — Jaffa Cakes are an amazing 59p! That means you can buy me three packets each and not break the bank.
FAIRY NUFF Whoever said that nothing's impossible never tried to nail jelly to a tree. But why would you want to?
THE STORY SO FAR
Well. Two days into my new college course and so far I've skipped three lessons — out of four. The trouble is, no-one seems to care. So I keep getting away with it.
I thought they might show interest this year, but no. The last two years have just been training for this year, to see how many lessons I can avoid.
I really truly am asking for trouble.
Farmer Jack
It's a slippery slope from here to
THIRD CLASS DEGREE. TAKE HOLD FJ
I'M NO PIN CUSHION
I just got my eyebrow pierced to go along with my nose, navel, cartilage, tragus (that little bony bit inside the ear) and ten ear piercings. Oh, and a Chinese tattoo on my right arm which means, er, "Love".
Oh, and a note to Not So Big Dave: I was flattered you want to claim me but I do have a boyfriend. And before you ask, he isn't Adam from Maroon 5.
Emma-the-lil'-Angel
Do you ever have problems with airport
METAL DETECTORS?
A MAN OF MANY TASTES
Pink Bubbles Go Ape, I would like to shake your hand. Emo-kid related jokes have been long overdue on Mega-zine!
Today I thought I'd confuse you some more WLW, with my favourite genres of music: Ska-core, punk, hardcore, funk, psychobilly, dub, post-punk, oi!, squatpunk, thrash, noise, old skool ska, pop punk, some hip hop/soul, rockabilly, jazz and street punk.
Nice.
He Who Loves To Skank
What do you mean "confuse"? I am
EDUCATED IN ALL OF THE ABOVE, MERCI
THE DeLOREAN THEORY
The guy who sits with me in music class looks and sounds exactly like Stuart from BB5. Today he asked to go to the toilet because (and I quote) he: "ate his pen".
My theory? After being evicted, 16-year-old Stuart moved to Manchester to join a local college, as it was the only sure way to get rid of Michelle.
The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning
Why didn't he just eat himself?
HE IS HER CHICKEN AFTER ALL...
DOG'S DINNER
Reading 'Zine is like being at an exhibition of modern art.
You see something and you say: "What a load of rubbish." Then the next thing you know the perpetrator has been given an award.
Eugene Pallette
Ooh, get you, but yes I agree.
YOU'RE IN LINE FOR THE 'ZINER PRIZE
I NEED THE DAY OFF
Why is it that a cold — just a plain, ordinary common cold — can bring so much misery?
Feeling grotty, lousy, tired, hard to breathe — we've all been there. And it's not even viable to use it to get off school. Great.
So I'm stuck here unable to concentrate because my head's in two pieces and I am to be told that I have homework. Great.
Chocolate-Crazed Biogeneticist
Forget the homework. Go sweat it out
IN YOUR LOCAL ROLLER DISCO
KUNG FU FIGHTING
I have just entered my Kung Fu phase. The kicks and flips and hits they do are just soooo cool. Jet Li is amazing.
Oh oh oh — I claim Jet Li. He's mine, and if you disagree I'll get him to hit your gerbil, Kung Fu style.
The New Newbie
Why get the innocent, chubby-cheeked
FURRY FOOTED RODENT INVOLVED, HUH?
