The Mega-Zine Museum
September 19, 2004
I AM THE CRAZY If Pringles' motto is "Once you pop, you can't stop", why do they have resealable lids? They mean you can't stop popping the lids.
MANCOMB SEEPGOOD You do know the world's battery operated, don't you? What's that big electric socket on the right then?
STELLA'S (EX) SOULMATE Cheese night: I couldn't see any cheese. Great music though. You need to get down to a brie-r garden.
GIRL AT THE ROCK SHOW
Here's some interesting things I've done recently...
- WLW called me a 'cheeky scamp', which made me smile.
- I met a really beautiful, amazing girl at a punk gig. Aaaah.
- I had work experience in an underground bunker at the MoD.
- I got printed on p379 too, so I am attempting the hat-trick with p388!
He Who Loves to Skank
Tell us more about the girl, Skank.
WOULD SHE LIKE TO JOIN US?
SAMAMWIDGES
Magical Me, I sympathise. As a small (and very strange) child, my sister's sandwich of choice was Bovril and chocolate spread.
I still shudder at the memory of when our packed lunches in junior school were mixed up and I took an unsuspecting bite. Bleurgh.
Seren Arian
Weird and wonderful sandwiches... I feel
A TRIP TO THE KITCHEN COMING ON
'ZINE WEDDINGS
He Who Likes to Skank, you wouldn't be the first to have a 'Zine wedding.
Fluffy the Evil One and Broccoli did ages ago and after them a whole lot of other people did too.
In fact I was briefly engaged to Uneducated Shampoo at one time...
Soap Sud
He's getting married to the punk lass?
MY, HE REALLY IS A CHEEKY SCAMP
EVENTFUL DAY
Today I handed in my notice at work.
"You need to be in at 8am on Friday," my boss said. So I said: "Nah. I'm quitting. Yeah, too much college."
Needless to say, he wasn't overly impressed. However, I don't care. I'll care when I run out of money, but when that day comes, I shall sell more stuff on eBay or something.
Or come and work with you, WLW? You know it makes sense.
Farmer Jack
Indeed, we need a hired hand to
PROVIDE ME WITH JAFFA CAKES
BUSTED (NOT THE BAND)
Tartan Thistle, you have been busted! Those amazing facts you send in, I can officially confirm, are all in my school planner, which confirms the fact that you stole them!
I am willing to forgive, as long as I am allowed to wear a pink headscarf.
On a lighter note, I claim 2Pac, which incidentally could prove interesting.
Alan Thompson's Left Peg
Oh dear, yes, I think you'd be best
JUST CLAIMING YOUR PLANNER BACK
MINTS=LAXATIVE
I learnt an important lesson last night WLW — mints in excess can have a laxative effect... and quickly changing the subject, I see you draw pictures now. Cool.
Hey, draw a picture of me...
Interesting Chair
But I won't be resting my tush on you
AFTER A POLO OR TWO
DARNED YOGHURT
So there I was, sitting with my friends, talking and laughing and eating my strawberry yoghurt when all of a sudden I moved my leg and put my foot down on the floor.
I suddenly became aware that my left sock was in something squelchy and I looked down to see the yoghurt lid on my foot — on my favourite socks (black with skeletons on).
It's ok. The yoghurt came off. I just got laughed at a lot.
Satan's Little Helper
I hear your pain. Yesterday I stepped
IN MY MUESLI. MEDULLA WET HERSELF.
