The Mega-Zine Museum
September 12, 2004
NEW NEW MODEL The dog's been eating tuna sweetcorn again — its pained expression says it all. It may give him a nasty haddock.
WASN'T ME! If you're happy and you know it clap your hands WLW and all... Why should I bang my hooves for you?
THE OWL OF BEWILDERMENT Busted/McFly — proof that cloning has gone too far. What does that make V? A black hole in the heart of the universe?
COME MEET MY BROTHER/ADAM
To whoever wanted to share Adam with Emma-the-"I want him all to myself"-lil'-Angel: Come meet my brother — he looks just like him.
Sure they sound totally different, but why should that stop you?
Oh, and WLW, sorry for the snail mail attack — I'm too skint to afford the Internet. Got any spare cash?
Xiaolin Dragon of Wood
How do I know if it's spare? I don't
KNOW HOW MUCH I NEED YET
A VERY CHEAP ALTERNATIVE
Further to The Tartan Thistle's recipe for black pudding taste, I have my own cheap version for cake.
Get a thick-sliced piece of bread and spead raspberry jam over it. Then eat it in alternate bites with custard cream biscuits.
You can also use Bourbons or chocolate digestives if you want chocolate cake. Yum!
Try it.
Road Runner 2
That's not a cake, it's an
ANTI-ATKINS CAMPAIGN
THAT MAROON 5 DUDE
What's his name... Adam something or other. I seem to recall another 'Ziner laying claim to this man.
Frankly I can't see the attraction myself. If you're going by his looks, well there's plenty of other much better looking people out there — plenty.
If you've fallen for his voice then again, I've heard much better and less whinier voices too... I can't think of any other reason why you'd like him.
Miss Snaz
Love is in the eye of the beholder
BUT SOME WEAR AN EYE PATCH
SPILL THE BEANS ON TT TOWERS
Oh come on WLW, do tell us...
Has Steve Bailey from GameCentral had a nose job? I bet Turner the Worm and Glug the Slug hate each other in real life?
Oh, and what about Marjorie Orr? Bet she goes out with Bamber Boozler.
Oh, and I bet you've had something done too WLW, hmm? Last time I saw you your neck wasn't as big.
Interesting Chair
You should see Frank Pilkington
POLISHING HIS LOVE STARS!
FREE PERIODS
Howdy. I have been in 6th form for only days and I am already loving/hating free periods. Yeah, they are free and I have no lessons, but they're so boring.
At least I get a good lie-in on Friday mornings 'cos I have no lessons until the afternoon. Arf arf arf.
Plus I can't watch Weebl and Bob at school because school have blocked the site. So rude. They only swear occasionally.
Banana Split
Your school shouldn't be swearing
AT ALL, FRANKLY!
GHOSTS
I saw a ghost. It had a great big, flat body and a horrific circular hip which twisted.
Also, people kept walking through it, just as I expected people to do, what with it being a ghost. I think this letter proves the existence of ghosts.
Also, a mermaid stole my hat.
Topper
A mermaid stole your hat? What a
VERY FISHY TALE!
STUTTERCUT — WELL DONE!
I congratulate you on your excellent plans for the traffic light system! WLW, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Fancy printing that nice, short letter, and not even thinking to put a pretty picture of traffic lights on.
I demand that you put a picture on today!
Triangular Frostbite
I've seen through you — you just
WANT YOUR NAME UP IN LIGHTS!
