The Mega-Zine Museum
August 23, 2004
HELGA THE VIKING Anyone know how to build an ark? There's a manual on the table to your right.
FARMER JACK Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls aren't bad either. Sorry I'm a little busy right now. Ask mum.
SIR LORD NIGEL REGINALD Where exactly does one draw a line between hypermarkets and really large greengrocers? I tend to do it just behind the fresh fish counter.
HE WHO LOVES TO SKANK...
...is a bad, bad person.
I'll put your inclusion of HIM on your island-maroonment plan down to temporary psychosis, and although I can't stand the dirty Rasmus, I really don't think this deserve to be included with Busted and McFly.
Although it would be funny to put Lauri Featherhead on a sunny island somewhere.
Magical Me
I'm sure he has enough cash to buy
HIS OWN DESERT ISLAND TREATS
ME GRAN
I was in the car the other day with my gran, and every corner we went around she kept shouting:
"We're going too fast, we're gonna crash!"
After a while of this I finally said:
"Gran! For pity's sake! Move over, I'll drive!"
Who's Your Favourite Ghost Buster, And Don't Say Slimer Coz He's A Ghost
I love mad grans — mine used to
WRESTLE WITH ESKIMOS
JUST FOR FUN
Sometimes, for fun I like to count up to 10 really fast.
I time myself and then do it again, trying to beat my record.
You may scoff, but I can't see you pulling off a "00.67secs".
Topper
Just think off all the fun you could
BE HAVING NOW, KIDS! UMMM...
"?"
Apparently the shortest letter ever sent is "?", from an author in the late 19th century to his publisher regarding sales of his book. The reply "!" is the shortest reply ever.
We can do better than this. I was thinking along the lines of "."
What do you think wubbleu et wubbleu?
Howllin' Pelle
O
K
I'M BACK!
Yoohoo! Yes, I'm back after 10 days in America!
It was fabulous, and I saw cool stuff, like the bear that was loose in the neighbourhood, and I went on a truck that turned into a boat, and I drove a little black convertible, and I ate fabulous fried dough and French toast and waffles and Tootsie Rolls, and it was all good!
Satan's Little Helper
Welcome home, little one. Or should I
SAY, BIG FAT ONE, NOW?
AVAST THAR!
The other day, I went over to Lichfield on a treasure hunt. The thing is, everyone was staring at us.
Was it because we were staring at buildings and writing notes? Was it our accents? Was it the fact we were dressed from head to toe in pirate costume? I may never know for sure.
Anyway, the important thing is that we won.
Arrant Nerd Boxes Yodeller
It is well known that people there
DON'T LIKE PIRATE ATTIRE. TUT.
HOW EMBARRASSING
I was walking up a hill and there was a cute boy coming down.
Then, out of nowhere a low branch appeared and made contact with my head and sent me flying.
Of course the lad saw but it worked out well as he helped me up and started chatting.
I am now eternally grateful to that branch.
Destructive Gerbil
Once a I tripped up the step on my bus
NECK FIRST INTO A LOVELY GIRAFFE
