The Mega-Zine Museum
August 15, 2004
SACRED GRAPES I think that if we all pull together then we can stop adverts with people singing and giving out Coca-Cola. We can make this happen in real life. Who knows anyone with £5? I liked it when I got my free can.
THE DELOREAN THAT GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. Too narrow-minded 'n your brains'll get squished.
THE OWL OF BEWILDERMENT Raisins inside Revels — are you crazy? No. Yum.
THINGS THAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO SCARBOROUGH
- I fell over 8 times.
- I spent £25 on 2p machines.
- My mum ruined my new top when the ketchup bottle she was squeezing exploded at the cafe.
- I left my shoes on the train so I had to walk to the bus stop barefoot — which I wouldn't mind but my mum decided to go to KFC.
Xiaolin Dragon Of Wood
I've never been to Scarborough. Don't
THINK I WILL. SOUNDS CURSED.
ODE TO SOCKS
Socks, they're so great
Completely under-rate...ed
Especially with the ones with holes
Wow. Socks. Why am I only wearing one?
Now, where's that train of thought got to this time...
Carefree
I like telling people to
PUT A 'SOCK' IN IT, TOO
SPEECH-TO-TEXT SOFTWARE!
Hey low. Eye am righting this letter use ding speech-to-text soft wear. Hopefully, their won't bee any miss takes in my grandma!
Any way, I wood like too say that Telly text is a waist of thyme, as you can't fit sow many words on a paige!
Thank ewe four yore time.
Madman2002
I fat 200 words on a Teletext page once
MY GRANDMA IS GREAT TOO
RANDOM EXCUSE GENERATOR
Ever been on the way to a very important event but, for unforeseen circumstances, ie. laziness, find yourself late? Sick of those moments where you try to think up an excuse for why you didn't make it on time?
Relax, thanks to Mr Fahrenheit's Random Excuse Generating machine you needn't sweat! The only problem is walking into a boardroom meeting with "My Dog ate it" on hand.
Mr Fahrenheit
Can you think of an excuse for me for
NOT REPLYING TO YOUR LETTER?
ENCHANTING ELIZA
After waiting for what seemed an eternity, I have finally been able to purchase a laptop and so far I have downloaded 49 pictures of the most beautiful woman in the world, Eliza Dushku.
However, unlike many others who think that they have a chance with the likes of Charlie, Brad Pitt or Cilla Black, I know that I stand absolutely no chance with Eliza. Why? Cos I am fat and ugly.
Slayer Dude
I've heard some Hollywood types like
A HUMBLE FAT DUDE, SLAYER
PONCHOS
Who suddenly decided that crochet ponchos would be this year's must-have item? About 1 in every 10 looks good and all the rest, well, they're worn with the wrong skirt/wrong colour/wrong top underneath/wrong earrings.
I've never worn one myself but also don't they majorly restrict the movement of your arms?
I bet you own one, WLW, I bet you're wearing it right now and I bet it's pink!
Miss Snaz
Ponchos? So last season, Miss Snaz
I DITCH A LOOK WHEN I SEE POSH IN IT
EASY WLW!
Today, after, er, many days of trying I witnessed the changing of Mega-zine from the Wednesday to Thursday edition. This occurred at 15:26 and 32 seconds! Aaaaaah, I do get bored in the summer holidays...
Oh, and Mercy Nuts, Civil Disobedients is much better than Pound For The Sound. It's arguably the best Ska album out there! Can't wait for Capdown's new album, if it ever comes out!
He Who Loves To Skank
Did sunshine pour through your window?
DID ANGELS BEGIN TO SING AT 15.26?
