The Mega-Zine Museum
July 11, 2004
FARMER JACK I agree that cannibalism is bad, WLW, but not if you're a fish. Which I am kind of assuming that you are not?
MAGICAL ME The Rasmus. It's Scandinavian for pop poppets! What, like the Swedish chef?
TOPPER I wish there was less ignorance in the world, but more trampolines. I sometimes find that stupid people are the bounciest of all.
THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS
What an amazing show. I truly believe it to be the best children's programme ever.
I mean, Braceface and As Told By Ginger are great too, as are Taz and The Wild Thornberrys, Lizzy McGuire, Rugrats... oh and who remembers Animaniacs? Whatever happened to them?
They're probably on some obscure channel nowadays. Damn my non-Sky TV!
The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning
But they all bow down before the
BRILLIANCE OF BALAMORY
LIARS, TRAITORS!
I need to point out a common misconception to the nation — John O'Groats is not the most northernly point in mainland Britain. Dunnet Head is. So do not trust anyone who tells you otherwise.
Point to a map and spread the truth. Do not let the little liars win. Consider it part of your community service, folks.
End transmission.
Arrant Nerd Boxes Yodeller
Maybe a man called John O'Groats
LIVES IN DUNNET HEAD?
KELIS
While I feel the world is better off without pop music, I've decided to tell you about someone in particular. Pop is all bad, but having just suffered hearing Kelis, she will be my victim.
If she made music as good as her milkshakes, maybe it would stop me wanting to rip my ears off my head and throw them at someone.
Ooh that reminds me, I have a milkshake in my fridge...
Flying Turnip
Oh, I liked Milkshake. It got me
DOING MY SPECIAL DANCE
GOOD TIMES
My favourite year ever has to be 1999. For a start, it was the year I took my GCSEs, which meant loads of study leave!
It was also the summer that I discovered the humour of King Of The Hill and music of Marilyn Manson. Plus the first Silent Hill came out in 1999!
So WLW, what's your favourite year?
Plughole Fantasy
1066. That sorted those Saxons out
ONCE AND FOR ALL
DELETING MY FILES
In response to The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning's letter about deleting necessary files, I too have done this many times. All I can say is thank God for system restore.
What? No restore points!? Noooooooooo!
Xiaolin Dragon of Wood
Don't ask me — I have trouble finding
THE ON BUTTON
IT'S BEEN A WHILE
Hello and greetings Lords and Ladies. Long time no see, eh? Not that any of you know or care. I feel my face is not unwelcome — more unknown and forgotten.
Anyhow, I'm back and intend to stay. If anyone tries to get rid of me, I will send my army of mutant potatoes.
Mwahaha!
Banrion na Pratai
Mwahaha? Is that an evil laugh
OR A KISS?
THE FRENCH CONNECTION
It is on the tip of everyone's tongue — the connection between the Brigadier and Spiky Stuy. One is an old man who reeks of scotch, and the other, well, is the Brigadier.
Haha, but I jest not. If we consider that Stuy's ego is at least as big as the Brigadier's drinks cabinet, then we come to the shocking conclusion that they are the same person.
Mercy Nuts
Reeks of Scotch? Are you saying
GLASWEGIANS ARE PONGY?
