The Mega-Zine Museum
June 21, 2004
SATAN'S LITTLE HELPER "I broke into your house last night". Hmmm, methinks Snow Patrol aren't really setting a good example. It could have been worse. It could be Peter Andre.
BLAH Burp. Sorry. Indigestion. Too much turnip. Too much information, too.
SILENCE OF THE WORLD Ghost World — has anyone else seen this very weird little movie? Awesome. I've never heard of it. Isn't that spooky?
SOME HEARTFELT LYRICS
If only I had written this:
Livin' after midnight,
Rockin' to the dawn,
Lovin' 'til the morning,
Then I'm gone, I'm gone.
But sadly Judas Priest got there first.
Luco El Loco
I prefer the words to Insania
BUT MAYBE THAT'S JUST ME
MARS DELIGHT
These are the greatest new things I've tasted all year! I could just eat them and eat them and eat them and eat them.
Luckily for me, my dad brought me home an almost full box, and he didn't even pay for it!
You see, where he works, if somebody opens up a box of something, to "try before they buy", then that box can't be sold, so my dad gets to bring it home for us all to enjoy.
Mmmmm...
Miss Snaz
I once found a fly on my choc bar
SO THERE IS LIFE ON MARS
LET'S GO OVER THE TOP
In reply to The Only Sane Person Here, isn't the whole point of 'Zine to be as original as possible?
And yes, maybe some people go over the top (Spiky Stuy) but isn't that half the fun? I love over-the-top features. So there.
Oh yes, I do think Zidane is quite fit.
Any higher bidders? Going, going, gone! Sold to Colonel Banana.
Colonel Banana
If he ever killed anyone, it'd be
MURDER ON ZIDANE'S FLOOR
TWO WISHES
That's right. To cut a long story short — went to beach, found magic lamp, led to genie, genie granted me two wishes.
As proof of the genie being real, I granted a wish for you, WLW. I can now guarantee that no elephants or rhinos will stand on you this year.
As for my other wish... maybe her watch stopped. I told her there's a clock on the oven, but do they listen?
Farmer Jack
Farmer Jack, you've been drinking
TOO MUCH SCRUMPY
SERIOUS BUSINESS
I fully sympathise with The Flying Turnip. If someone was to write a boring letter about the colour of nectarines, I'd get really, really upset, too.
So don't anyone do it, please.
The Namby Pamby Nectarine
Honestly, nectarine and turnip
MAKE A RIGHT PEAR
MY CONTRIBUTION
Supposing you have an equation for the displacement, velocity and acceleration of an item with respect to time, you can work out the other two simply through mechanics.
For example, supposing you were to differentiate the displacement, you will get the velocity. And finding the second derivative will get you the acceleration.
Ain't calculus amazing?
Netto's best customer
I don't know which mechanics
YOU'VE BEEN SPEAKING TO...
CHEAP AND CHEERFUL
This programme is a work of pure genius. It's a cooking programme, but it's on at around 3am and blatantly caters for students.
It has a budget that they'd probably use up if they bought anything more expensive than a stamp and special effects that make Dr Who look classy.
It's hilarious. Set the recorder and watch it.
Daggsy
Well, it's a lot more fun than
AINSLEY HARRIOTT
