The Mega-Zine Museum
May 27, 2004
SACRED GRAPES Have you noticed that if you peel a grape it looks unpeeled but if you peel an apple it looks crazy? Peeled grapes are like bald babies.
DESCARTERS The way I sees it, girls is different from guys. But which is the best to be?
MISS SNAZ Weight means nothing, love yourself the way you are. Then again, I've got skinny genes, I would say that. The drainpipe look is really not in fashion any more.
WORD POWERED TRANSPORT
Fuel is running out. Fact.
So, the only obvious solution is to harness the unquestionable power of language to get our cars moving.
How this can be achieved is not yet known but I'm sure it would involve talking relentlessly into a funnel of some kind.
Car-related words like "carburettor" would be the most powerful.
Topper
I never usually say this but
I'M GLAD I TAKE THE TUBE
HIATUS
Wouldn't it be good if Spiky Stuy took a hiatus? For say, a decade? A century?
You know, Stuy, you should go on holiday somewhere. I hear Antartica is nice this year. Well, not nice for you, of course, but nice for those of us imagining your hypothermia-induced delusions...
I'll buy the ticket. Anyone want to pitch in?
Freshly Squeezed Cynic
That's a bit cruel
I HEAR ALASKA IS NICE...
A MESSAGE FOR PADDY IRISHMAN
Surely no net access doesn't mean you have to leave. You could go to an (expensive) net cafe or a library every so often, like I do.
Or even better, WLW could print that snail mail address that used to be around here somewhere.
Then you could waste money on stamps and irritate the Teletext staff with unreadable handwriting or hieroglyphics or something...
Daggsy
Davord refuses to handle letters
AFTER A PAIR OF PANTS ARRIVED
AN OBITUARY (SORT OF)
The 'Ziner known to us all as Paddy Irishman has departed these pages. His Irish humour and cynicism will be sorely missed. We salute you, Paddy!
We shall always remember you. Who was I talking about again? Paddy Irishman? Who's that?
Frodo Mercury the Hobbit Warrior
He's probably reading
THE OTHER SIDE NOW
WHAT WE CAN LEARN BY WATCHING TV
- Bad Girls: Don't let people grow rhubarb in jail.
- Hollyoaks: Perms begin to lose their effect after about four episodes.
- Friends: You will pull every single friend of yours at some point over a period of 10 years.
Satan's Little Helper
It's a good job
I DON'T LIKE RHUBARB
THIS IS MY LIFE — DON'T LAUGH
I am eagerly awaiting the new Avril album and I wish to share my love of Avril with you all.
Feel free to throw eggs if you so wish but I must warn you I have much practice in avoiding them.
Go Avril!
The Avrilite
Have you been dressing
LIKE A SKATER?
