The Mega-Zine Museum
May 16, 2004
THE NEW NEWBIE There has been a recent phase of collecting Smarties lids. Instead, I collect Polo wrappers. But they have to be in mint condition. Says who — a fisherman's friend?
DOPEY DORA Someone said Concrete Donkey is fast becoming an idiot. You can't just become an idiot, you have to be born one, isn't that so WLW? Don't make an ass of Concrete Donkey!
YE PURPLE PUFF OF ANCIENT LORE Weebl and Bob, they're fab! If you say so...
STREET ART FOR THE CRIMINALLY BORED
- Find a busker, befriend them and dance (badly).
- Carry a sign saying the "end of the world is dry" and when anyone asks about it, soak them with a water pistol.
New New Model
Try that in South London, pal
YOU'LL LAST TEN MINUTES
RADIO
Ahhhhhh, Colin Murray, he gives me a reason to turn on the radio.
Mmmmm, that voice, and he's hot!
WLW, draw me a picture of a radio.
Captain Sparrow's Dredlocks
Chris Moyles, on t'other hand
IS A REASON TO TURN IT OFF
SOMEONE PHONE SPIELBERG
Following Insane Jam Sow's comments on the Cat In The Hat film, I suggest we promote Where's Wally?: The Movie.
It will involve lots of extras walking around bustling scenes doing craaazy stuff. And there's this geek in a stripey red hat and glasses in one scene.
Perhaps not the greatest movie of all time, but think of the money I could make from the merchandise!
Arrant Nerd Boxes Yodeller
Where's Wally? There are plenty
AROUND THIS OFFICE
BIG HEAD
OK, so Spiky Stuy claims to "pull" all of these girls, but how can he do this if his head is so big he can't fit it through a doorway? What does he do? He can't go.
Has he put an ad in the paper for "Spiky Stuy's Dating Service", where girls go round to his house?
Maybe, he just can't pull girls at all and makes it all up.
Mad Mental Mosher
I've seen him in action, and he
COULDN'T PULL A MUSCLE
IN A STEW
A turnip is white. A green turnip is just ridiculous. What sort of message are you trying to send out to all us impressionable youngsters?
Is it a cry for help? A plea for mercy? Or is it that you just aren't vegetably aware?
I can let you have the name of an excellent greengrocer who really knows his onions. See him before it's too late.
The Blue Banana
I've written a novel about veg
IT'S A TURNIP FOR THE BOOKS
PHILOSOPHY
No matter how clever you think you are, in the big scheme of things you're not. It takes a clever person to know that.
This philosophy lesson has finished. Or has it just begun?
Mercy Nuts
We're trying to believe
IT NEVER REALLY HAPPENED
EEEE
Crunchy, munchy, fruity, juicy, nutritious, delicious, tasty, wholesome, new, improved, bite-sized, mouth-watering, lip-smacking...
Don't you think there are too many adjectives in food today?
Economy Pack
If you eat too many prunes, it can
AFFECT YOUR VOWEL MOVEMENTS
