The Mega-Zine Museum
April 26, 2004
THE SHEEP WITH NOWHERE TO SLEEP I want to apologise to everyone I offended with the whole Smartie lids thing. You never know, I might become a collector myself! Any excuse to eat chocolate works for me.
MARILYN MASON As a giraffe WLW, does the word zoo strike the fear of God into you? It did, then I learned how to escape.
TOPPER Wrestlers wear tight outfits. Tight. I saw a gymnast the other day.
ROTTEN HARRY POTTER
Harry Potter annoys me. A massive battle between good and evil involving supernatural powers is fought by a small boy with glasses and his two companions — at his school.
Small boys can't fight massive lords of darkness using the power of love. Why is love the key? He could defeat his enemies because his parents loved him so much?
Its predictable. Get this book away from me.
Flying Turnip
Harry Potter is genius
AS IS DOBBY THE HOUSE ELF
HAIR-RAISING
I'm convinced the Scissor Sisters are chasing me.
I'm looking at the menswear in Next, and I am subjected to Take Your Mama Out.
On the way home, I get drive-thru chips, and their cover of Comfortably Numb is audibly pumping through the radio.
Then I get home, hoping for some relief, and turn on the television — but guess whose video they're playing?
The Wonky Gnome
Cut your hair
THEN THEY MIGHT GO AWAY
WHAT NOT TO SAY TO POLICEMEN
- How long are you going to keep me here? Your wife is expecting me.
- I can't reach my licence unless you hold my beer.
- You look like Chief Wiggum from The Simpsons.
- I pay your salary, so let me off this time.
Farmer Jack
Nothing I can say to that
BUT WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE
C'EST LA VIE!
Gotta let me in, hey, hey, hey
Let the fun begin hey
I'm the wolf today, hey, hey, hey
I'll huff I'll puff
I'll huff I'll puff and blow you away
An excerpt taken from the B*Witched classic, Yet, somehow it's still as trashy as it always was.
Anime Buddy
Spooky
I WAS HUMMING THAT THE OTHER DAY
WEEBL/WEBBL AND BOB
Has anyone here seen this? They are these two little egg dudes that live in a pink world.
They love pie — every episode is based around their love for pie.
It's so good. Weird, but good.
Mmmmmmmmm pie.
Queen Bee
Egg dudes who love pie?
I WANT TO MEET THEM
THE THREE P's
With the recent return of Plughole Fantasy and Parsley Possum all we need now is a comeback from Psychedelic Groom and we'll have a 'Zine full of oldies with names beginning with P.
Maybe that's not such a good idea actually.
Maybe I should stop eating mint Matchmakers. They're addictive I tell you!
The Hoopiest Frood
I've not had mint Matchmakers
SINCE CHRISTMAS 1999. TASTY
WOODENTOPS
There's a scene in Lord Of The Rings involving Viggo Mort and Orlando Bloom in front of a tree.
It looks as though the tree is over-acting.
Splinters
The trees in the Two Towers
WERE A BIT STUPID
