The Mega-Zine Museum
February 10, 2004
SPIKY STUY
I am never entirely sure how to pronounce your name!
To help you understand my dilemma, and hopefully provide an answer, I have written two illustrative poems:
Spiky Stuy
Eats lots of pie
Which he bulk-buys
From Tesco.
Spiky Stuy
Is rather screwy
And drinks Drambuie
Alfresco.
Vladimir's Hat
Screwy and on Drambuie
THAT'S GOT TO BE RIGHT
CONVERSATIONS WITH PEOPLE
| ME: | Do you deliver? |
| MARTY: | No, we do lamb, chicken and fish. |
| ME: | Oh. |
| MARTY: | It's a joke. |
| ME: | Ha ha. |
I may have had many one-hit wonders under several differing pseudonyms in the past, but now I'm here to stay!
Cyril, The Orange Splodging Polkadot Underpants Who Live On Melvin Street
And doesn't that name
JUST ROLL OFF THE TONGUE
LYRICS
The other day, I sat listening to Des'ree's song titled Life, searching for the deeper meanings obviously hiding under her, frankly crude, lyrics.
Then I realised there weren't any. She's just rubbish.
Zaganza
I'd rather eat toast
THAN MEET A GHOST TOO
