The Mega-Zine Museum
February 8, 2004
ANXIOUS AARDVARK I just don't know what to do with my smurf. Tickle him 'til he turns from blue to purple.
HARRY STOTTLE If you're useless in the real world, you get nowhere. If you're useless on television, you become a celebrity. Lots of Ziners set for fame, then...
THE DINNER LADY I like to dish it out, but I can't take it. I always bring my own sandwiches. I like to cook for others. When I can be bothered.
JULIAN JOHN
Has anyone else here heard of the evil person that is Julian John? In my IT lessons I have had to do so much for him it's just not good — websites, databases and loadsa other stuff.
He made me design a website for him and it was because he was setting up a website design company.
How silly he is.
Queen Bee
Sounds like The Brigadier
IN DISGUISE...
MEMORIES
So here I am, eating a sandwich, e-mailing you and trying to ignore the sounds of Go West by the Pet Shop Boys.
It's bringing some painful memories — playing musical laps at school, tracksuits, Pat Sharp's mullet, East 17...
Wild Thang
Nothing wrong with a mullet
KEEPS YOUR EARS WARM
WORDS I HAVE INVENTED
- Jobalunga
- Edretskapo
- Huytreplee
- Reqeepouf
And that's what happened when I sat on the keyboard.
The Custard Covered Lampshade
You're about as much use as
DAVORD IN FRONT OF MINE
NER
Magical Me, you say that those who want to discuss music should write to The Void. Fine, but in that case, shouldn't any 'Ziners who wish to discuss TV write to TV Plus, and so on and so forth?
On 'Zine, we can discuss pretty much anything, and that's what makes it great.
So there.
Samurai Hedgehog
Discuss what you like
SO LONG AS IT DOESN'T BORE ME
BLACK LIQUORICE
Just what is the point of it? I have a coil of the stuff in front of me, black and glistening, like a slug.
It smells like tar, feels like rubber, and tastes like an ashtray. It is not a foodstuff, least of all, a sweet.
Hence, if it cannot be eaten, just what is the point of it?
Arrant Nerd Boxes Yodeller
Laces up your shoes
FOOD ON THE GO!
LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!
Me and some of my mates at school are thinking of making a comedy sketch show, which will include several "The Office" type sketches which will be changed by the comedy genius of me!
So then, any comedy suggestions?
Crocadilious, Steve Irwin Hunter
Watch Little Britain re-runs
FUNNIEST THING ON TELLY IN AGES
IGNORANCE
Why does everyone ignore me when I try to start a conversation?
I mean, the other day I told my grandad that K9-11 was on, and, in the middle of nowhere, the dog said: "What yer tellin 'im that for?"
I was stunned!
Platinum Man
I'm glad my set doesn't talk to me
THAT'S FREAKY
