The Mega-Zine Museum
November 3, 2003
JADED DRAGON Insane Jam Sow, why in your list of animals is there no mention of me? Dragons are still animals, you know. Maybe Jam has a thing against scales.
LENIMI I think we all need to get to know each other just a little bit better and so I ask of all the 'Ziners, are you a Pepsi or Coca-Cola person? Coca-Cola for WLW.
THE ONLY REMAINING SPARTICK Fancy some spam, WLW? Yuk, as bad as liver that.
MURDER MYSTERIES
Howdy. Has anyone ever had one of those murder mystery parties? You know, you can buy them in boxes from toy stores and such like.
They really are hilarious. Everyone dresses up and gets into character. It's like Family Affairs but with a butler.
I'm a newbie, but I reckon we should have a 'Zine one — maybe with Busted being the victims. Excellent!
Flump A Doodle
Kelly Osbourne had one
FOR HER BIRTHDAY
I'M BACK
After a week in Turkey, here's what I learnt...
- Turkish men hassle you quite relentlessly unless you walk alongside a boy.
- Turkish mud baths stink but make your skin soft.
- Banana boats are fun.
- Although cocktails have tacky names such as Young Girl's Dream and Sex On The Beach, they taste nice.
- I rule at chase the ace.
TheUnitedTruth
Chase the Ace?
SO THAT'S WHERE EVERYONE WENT!
MAN SLAVES
There really is nothing quite like relaxing in a bath full of bubbles, with a glass of something bubbly to match, reading a fantastic novel, with one of my captive man slaves standing by waiting for me to click my fingers should I need their services.
They're particularly useful for holding the book, glass and soap. If they're fortunate, they get to be a footstool later on.
Caged Liberty
Also fun to
THROW BANANA SKINS AT
TOPPER AND BLONDES 4EVA!
I have been talking with my sister, Blondes 4eva and I beg of you Topper, please, please do something!
Every other word from her is Topper this, Topper that!
Now you seem like a nice guy, please just tell her you love her or something. Anything to shut her up!
Surfer Lovin' Babe
Leave it to me
SHUT UP!!!
I THINK I'M IN LOVE
I remember about a year ago we all sat entranced by tales of Biology Boy, a fellow 'Ziner's love interest.
Now, as an outlet for my affections, I will regale you all with tales of my love interest, too.
Is it wrong that I'm in year 12 and he is only in year 11?
Punk Kitty
Couldn't care less
TOLD YOU, LOVE LIVES — KEEP QUIET
RANDOM IS A TOWN UP NORTH
You know when people say "And the competition draw was made at random," well I used to think it was a town up north somewhere!
The draw will be made at Random...
Yeah, OK.
DJ Dave
Almost as bad
AS MY GEOGRAPHY, THAT
WORK EXPERIENCE
I realise you must have had lots of requests, WLW, but I'm special.
Can I do work experience at the Towers?
I hate teamwork, enjoy a long lie-in, don't communicate much (though I cuss like a sailor when the Jammie Dodgers run out) and I play with matches.
Can I?
Johnny Helzapoppin
You sound perfect
BUT NO
